Is it just me or do we have a butthurt Nebraska fan around?

[Arizona_Sting]

You planning on melting down?

Damn straight! :typing:

 

[BigRedMoe]

I believe that would be Moe

Ppppppfdddddddtttttrrahhhhhsssssshhhh

Shit! Is my webcam on???

 

[NE1tm2nv]

Ahhh, knew this was coming. Obsessed Texas fans just cant stay away from Nebraska threads. Its like the cycle is complete now.

Not yet. You forgot Hook'em

 

[jdwills126]

Will someone update me on why we hate Nebraska so much lately?

Because the Wolverines are so irrelevant.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Gentlemen, please, stay focused!

Restrict your comments to butthurt Nebraskans who fart a lot, because apparently there's a correlation

 

[BigRedMoe]

For accuracy, I only fart a lot.... however, I did eat a plateful of nachos loaded with jalapenos yesterday so I may be butt hurt after my morning constitution.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I brought beans and rice for lunch today, loaded with hot sauce, so there's a good chance of me being a Nebraska fan from 2:45-4:30PM

 

[BeaverShaver]

I just "Nebraska'd" in my bosses office and shut the door on my way out. Fucker

 

[WhiteMamba]

I just "Nebraska'd" in my bosses office and shut the door on my way out. Fucker

But you are the boss. You just Dutch ovened yourself...

 

[RobToxin]

For accuracy, I only fart a lot.... however, I did eat a plateful of nachos loaded with jalapenos yesterday so I may be butt hurt after my morning constitution.

 

[BigRedMoe]

I'll give you mouth to mouth when you pass out.... I had jalapenos and onions again today.

 

[rmilia1]

If anyone knows about being butt hurt, it's penn state fans

Official motion to change the term butt hurt to Sanduskied is officially carried!!

 

[rmilia1]

I like to work terms in as well. I have to go take a Nebraska... I better remember to wipe my Osborne and shake my Cornhusker before I zip up.

 

[occupant]

For accuracy, I only fart a lot.... however, I did eat a plateful of nachos loaded with jalapenos yesterday so I may be butt hurt after my morning constitution.

Be sure and take a selfie like I did!

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Be sure and take a selfie like I did!

Wow, Colin Quinn! I'm a big fan

 

[occupant]

I'm actually Bret Bilemna...don't tell anyone.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

I'm actually Bret Bilemna...don't tell anyone.

Oh, in that case- what the hell were you thinking, leaving Wisconsin?!

Got any pics of your wife?

Would you like some more?

 

[occupant]

Oh, in that case- what the hell were you thinking, leaving Wisconsin?!

Apparently you've never been to Wisconsin. Polka music, cheese and snow will only get you so far, ya know?

Got any pics of your wife?

Yeah.

Would you like some more?

No, I'm into dudes. Could you get me a picture of Spurrier's ankles?

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Apparently you've never been to Wisconsin. Polka music, cheese and snow will only get you so far, ya know?

Yeah, but the beer...

Lady I work with is from 'Sconsin, all she ever talks about is how drunk she has been her entire life, from High School til today. She's mid 40's right now. "there's never anything to do in the winter except drink."

Packers, Badgers, her son, alcohol. Every damn meeting, that's all she talks about.

 

[Tharvot]

If anyone knows about being butt hurt, it's penn state fans

Classic!