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Is it cool if I call Taylor Martinez Uncle Rico?

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I know you're pissed and you hate Iowa...that's a fact. The other fact is that I have the luxury of having a bye week this week and not being miserable because we lost to Akron or some other shit team we should have beat. But this is what I see...

Defense tonight: getting better, played a tough team to really judge the progression but I think it's really gonna be strong

Offense: T tragic has to go...you guys are to one dimensional. When you try to be 2 dimensional Uncle Rico takes over and ruins any sort of momentum you might build. If you had an average thrower with Burkhead in the backfield things would drastically turn around and you can't tell me that you don't have a 2nd or 3rd string QB that can throw the football better than Uncle Rico.

I don't see more than 9 wins out of you this year without a balanced offense. Not trolling, but just giving you a bit of my observation.
 

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i agree with HRUF.

I also think Husker fans need to start trending the Uncle Rico comparison as along with being terrible Taylor Martinez sounds like an arrogant prick. Maybe if he read this in media that he is being compared to by Uncle Rico it might bring him down to reality.
 

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I know you're pissed and you hate Iowa...that's a fact. The other fact is that I have the luxury of having a bye week this week and not being miserable because we lost to Akron or some other shit team we should have beat. But this is what I see...

Defense tonight: getting better, played a tough team to really judge the progression but I think it's really gonna be strong

Offense: T tragic has to go...you guys are to one dimensional. When you try to be 2 dimensional Uncle Rico takes over and ruins any sort of momentum you might build. If you had an average thrower with Burkhead in the backfield things would drastically turn around and you can't tell me that you don't have a 2nd or 3rd string QB that can throw the football better than Uncle Rico.

I don't see more than 9 wins out of you this year without a balanced offense. Not trolling, but just giving you a bit of my observation.

our backup AND third string have an arm equal to....idk...whatever the fuck you would call 50 times better than rico's. they are both MUCH better passers
 

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We shall all call him uncle rico.
 

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Well I was giving my 2 cents. Lots of talent on your team but it's not being utilized. Same thing in Iowa City until they realized that VDB can actually throw the ball. That only took fucking 3 weeks to find out. I just find it amazing that we pay these coaches so much and yet they are far behind us when it comes to seeing things on the game field. Maybe it's a trust issue or a "I don't want to jeopardize my job" issue. I just hate seeing talent go to waste and you guys have a lot of it.
 
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