Is it a given that the Blue Jackets will win the Cup this year?

[Winged_Wheel88]

Okay. First he's a Ravens fan who is not in Baltimore, so you can make some assumptions about his intelligence and moral fiber straight away. People in Baltimore, especially those under age 30, can almost get a pass on liking such a despicable group of people stabbin, baby killing, drunk driving terds.

Second, everyone knows that Nash is not an ordinary burden-type beast. He is an unholy one.

Third, Jeff Sly, you are right on two accounts. But fuck you on the middle one.

Fourth, dash my friend. You are from Alberta and you used the sheep joke about Ohio? Oh, son... We gots to talk.

And we won't even discuss Buffalo there boss.

Couldn't help but notice that you failed to debunk the comment about how this site is loaded with Blue Jacket trolls.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

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It sure looks that way. Nash is GOAT. Any of you homo's disagree? :hdn:

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[KennyBanyeah]

Baltimore sucks... Columbus sucks... and only a homo would root for Ohio State.

Your ideas are interesting to me.

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

 

[quoipourquoi]

Okay. First he's a Ravens fan who is not in Baltimore, so you can make some assumptions about his intelligence and moral fiber straight away.

You guys realize that the Cleveland Browns moved to Baltimore in the 1990s, right? Many Browns fans were and still are Ravens fans, just like many North Stars fans would be Dallas Stars fans if the Dallas Stars weren't the most useless fucking fuck of a fucking hockey team to ever fucking play in the fucking NHL.


But Rick Nash blows goats for the taste.

 

[quoipourquoi]

Dude, it's not a "her..."

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I would never root for a Detroit sports team that moved to another city. People really do that?

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

And wait a second...there are Browns fans that root for the Ravens over the Browns when the two teams play each other? I confuzzled.

EDIT: PALINDROME POST! 13,331!

 

[quoipourquoi]

I would never root for a Detroit sports team that moved to another city. People really do that?

Until you have Art Modell break your heart and move your football team to Maryland causing you to put down your Milk-Bones and have a cynical view on sports franchises that leads to being ostracized on forums for only passively enjoying sports as a whole and not the professional teams of any region in particular, you don't really know how you'll react to these types of things...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Fuck Art Modell. I think we can all agree on that one.

 

[quoipourquoi]

Fuck Art Modell. I think we can all agree on that one.

I actually wore a shirt to the Browns' last game in Jacksonville that said exactly that. :p

 

[forty_three]

You guys realize that the Cleveland Browns moved to Baltimore in the 1990s, right?

THE HELL YOU SAY!

Couldn't help but notice that you failed to debunk the comment about how this site is loaded with Blue Jacket trolls.

Because that part was true. We are everywhere, like Willis McGahee's igellitimate babies, or like pawned Rose Bowl rings.

I would never root for a Detroit sports team that moved to another city. People really do that?

No, but only because no one roots for Detroit teams in Detroit.

Fuck Art Modell. I think we can all agree on that one.

There are some universal truths.

 

[dash]

Fourth, dash my friend. You are from Alberta and you used the sheep joke about Ohio? Oh, son... We gots to talk.

It was a weak moment, buddy, I'll try to be stronger next time

 

[Vadered]

Why don't Ohio State players drive Japanese cars?
They don't think they'll understand what's on the radio.


How do you get a former OSU player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.


A scrawny man at a bar in Columbus says to the guy sitting next to him, “Hey, you want to hear a really funny Ohio State joke?” The guy replies, “Hey buddy. See the bartender? He played at Ohio State. See those two huge guys to your left? They played at Ohio State. See that group of big guys over at that table? All Ohio State football players. Look at me. I’m 6’4, 235 and played at Ohio State. Now are you sure you want to tell me your joke?”
The scrawny man says, “Nah. I don’t want to have to explain and repeat it 5 times.”


How many OSU freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question. That’s a sophomore course.


What do you say to an Ohio State football player dressed in a three piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"


If three OSU football players are in a car, who is driving?
The police officer.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Why don't Ohio State players drive Japanese cars?
They don't think they'll understand what's on the radio.


How do you get a former OSU player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.


A scrawny man at a bar in Columbus says to the guy sitting next to him, “Hey, you want to hear a really funny Ohio State joke?” The guy replies, “Hey buddy. See the bartender? He played at Ohio State. See those two huge guys to your left? They played at Ohio State. See that group of big guys over at that table? All Ohio State football players. Look at me. I’m 6’4, 235 and played at Ohio State. Now are you sure you want to tell me your joke?”
The scrawny man says, “Nah. I don’t want to have to explain and repeat it 5 times.”


How many OSU freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?
Trick question. That’s a sophomore course.


What do you say to an Ohio State football player dressed in a three piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"


If three OSU football players are in a car, who is driving?
The police officer.

I had only been familiar with the second one.

 

[PhillyPhaithful48]

1 and out?

 

[dare2be]

I feel obligated to share this (and the next post) from the I'm Bored thread:

http://www.sportshoopla.com/forums/...26-ot-im-bored-part-salo-161.html#post1111440

 

[Eddie_Shack]

It was a weak moment, buddy, I'll try to be stronger next time

Stronger as in, harsher comments about Ohio? I'll get my rep gun ready.

 

[forty_three]

1 and out?

No, they will get to play four games, just like last time.

 

[BlueandWhiteForever]

Good luck to the Jackets this year. Going to be tough again in that division.

 

[beantownmaniac]

Baltimore sucks... Columbus sucks... and only a homo would root for Ohio State.