Is hockey the rich mans soccer?

[Bizzle McDizzle]

OP's mama is so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

OP's mama is so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif

 

[dash]

OP's mama is so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif

Now that's funny

/as in I may have to steal that one

 

[juliansteed]

OP's mom + sister?
(i'd say wife + daughter, but OP is obviously a youngster)

What makes you think it could only be 1 combination or the other? Don't assume they are mutually exclusive.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Saw a soccer game on TV last night

Those poor underprivileged, no ice havin' bastards.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

Just thought I would remind everyone

Soccer players are poor

 

[TheRobotDevil]

who is this moron and how did i miss this

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

who is this moron

:hdn:

 

[DaBoltsNIsles]

Transfer fees for Soccer players in Europe make hockey teams look poor.

 

[Comeds]

The answer is no and I will prove it simply. How much does a Puck cost? How much does a soccer ball cost? Argument over, soccer is more expensive to play.

 

[blindbaby]

The answer is no and I will prove it simply. How much does a Puck cost? How much does a soccer ball cost? Argument over, soccer is more expensive to play.

It's more expensive to watch, too. You have to pay to watch 11 players on a soccer field, whereas you're only paying to watch six on a hockey pitch.

 

[Comeds]

It's more expensive to watch, too. You have to pay to watch 11 players on a soccer field, whereas you're only paying to watch six on a hockey pitch.

That's another good point.

 

[elocomotive]

Plus remember that ice is naturally occurring in lakes and rivers. Just go right out and play. With soccer you have to mow the field, maintain and grow the grass, line the field, etc. All very expensive.

 

[oaknightshockey1]

and their medical bills must be sky-high, right?

 

[blindbaby]

That bigger soccer net uses about ten times the steel as a hockey net; costly.

 

[blindbaby]

Plus remember that ice is naturally occurring in lakes and rivers. Just go right out and play. With soccer you have to mow the field, maintain and grow the grass, line the field, etc. All very expensive.

Yeah, and good luck finding grass in Nunavat from October until May. Astronomical costs in shipping grass from South Carolina ensure that the only soccer players you'll see have names like, Buffet, Gates, and Soros.
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[DaBoltsNIsles]

Yeah, and good luck finding grass in Nunavat from October until May. Astronomical costs in shipping grass from South Carolina ensure that the only soccer players you'll see have names like, Buffet, Gates, and Soros.
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You forgot Anschutz.