Is hockey the rich mans soccer?

[blindbaby]

OP is so stupid he fell out of his tree raking leaves.

lol

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

I found an AWESOME collection that MUST have been written by a 2nd grade class
Thought them worthy of posting, but only as a group
I couldn't bear to split them up


some of these are just.. welll.. i won't spoil it.


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You're so stupid, you don't know what you look like.
You're so stupid, it took you a year to learn how to breathe.
You're so stupid, you tried to fly--and it worked!
You're so stupid, you inhale hairspray.
You're so stupid, you're stupid fast!
You're so stupid, you're the shape of a house.
You're so stupid, you call yourself "Boo Boo".
You're so stupid, you flipped on the light switch and screamed.
You're so stupid, you flushed yourself down the toilet and left your business on the toilet seat.
You're so stupid, there's a picture of you in the dictionary under "fat".
You're so stupid--trust me!
You're so stupid, you married a turkey and on your honeymoon you went to a butcher.
You're so stupid, you named your kid Taylor hoping he'd grow up to be a dentist.
You're so stupid, you ate a duck and blew up because the duck was a terrorist.
You're so stupid, you think there's no spit water on the floor when someone just stepped in it.
You're so stupid, you ate shampoo and your hair was clean.
You're so stupid, you changed your name to Patty Fatcakes and jumped into an eel.
You're so stupid, you understand what Garett says.
You're so stupid, you went for a drive and ran a red light--and you don't even own a car!
You're so stupid, you went all the way to Japan to get Chinese food.
You're so stupid, on the Fourth of July you didn't use fireworks--you just set your house on fire.
You're so stupid, you picked up your cellphone and said, "Hello, who is this?" And it wasn't even a cellphone. It was a knife and you cut yourself in the head!
You're so stupid, you sat on an oreo and thought it would turn you into a leopard.

 

[elocomotive]

You're so stupid, you understand what Garett says.

See, it's funny because if you know Garrett, he rambles a lot and it's really hard to understand. So you'd have to be incredibly smart to understand him, in fact, so smart, that you'd have to be stupid.

You're so stupid, there's a picture of you in the dictionary under "fat".

This one cracked me up. Great list, biz. Funny stuff.

On a related note, I think we need a vid of Lil' Biz reading some of these "busts" a la a Letterman Top 10. That would priceless. And maybe something to pull off when Ms. Biz isn't around.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

You're so stupid, you changed your name to Patty Fatcakes and jumped into an eel.

this one is so surreal it will be stuck in my head for years



:arg:

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

On a related note, I think we need a vid of Lil' Biz reading some of these "busts" a la a Letterman Top 10. That would priceless. And maybe something to pull off when Ms. Biz isn't around.

if he could read it would be a lot easier

will take some coaching, but I may give it a go


and oooohhh yes.... no mrs bizz... oooh no.. nononononononononononono

she shares not our sense of what is funny


that said, WHEN (not if) he remembers these after being taught them... explaining some of these to his pre-K teacher when we get that "please see me" note back from teacher may be difficult...

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

OP's mom + sister?
(i'd say wife + daughter, but OP is obviously a youngster)

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

mama seems to always be making duck face.


seeeexxxxyyyyy

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

 

[Slimpikins]

Isn't that the lady from the Drew Carey show?

 

[Vadered]

Isn't that the lady from the Drew Carey show?

You're so stupid you can't even tell nearly identical fat people apart.

Am I doing it right?

 

[Darkstone42]

I found an AWESOME collection that MUST have been written by a 2nd grade class
Thought them worthy of posting, but only as a group
I couldn't bear to split them up


some of these are just.. welll.. i won't spoil it.


------------------------------------------------------------

You're so stupid, you don't know what you look like.
You're so stupid, it took you a year to learn how to breathe.
You're so stupid, you tried to fly--and it worked!
You're so stupid, you inhale hairspray.
You're so stupid, you're stupid fast!
You're so stupid, you're the shape of a house.
You're so stupid, you call yourself "Boo Boo".
You're so stupid, you flipped on the light switch and screamed.
You're so stupid, you flushed yourself down the toilet and left your business on the toilet seat.
You're so stupid, there's a picture of you in the dictionary under "fat".
You're so stupid--trust me!
You're so stupid, you married a turkey and on your honeymoon you went to a butcher.
You're so stupid, you named your kid Taylor hoping he'd grow up to be a dentist.
You're so stupid, you ate a duck and blew up because the duck was a terrorist.
You're so stupid, you think there's no spit water on the floor when someone just stepped in it.
You're so stupid, you ate shampoo and your hair was clean.
You're so stupid, you changed your name to Patty Fatcakes and jumped into an eel.
You're so stupid, you understand what Garett says.
You're so stupid, you went for a drive and ran a red light--and you don't even own a car!
You're so stupid, you went all the way to Japan to get Chinese food.
You're so stupid, on the Fourth of July you didn't use fireworks--you just set your house on fire.
You're so stupid, you picked up your cellphone and said, "Hello, who is this?" And it wasn't even a cellphone. It was a knife and you cut yourself in the head!
You're so stupid, you sat on an oreo and thought it would turn you into a leopard.

Well, that's my favorite.

 

[awaz]

not enough rep to go around for this thread..

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

is it time to start talking about he OP's mama yet?


why yes, I think it is.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

OP's Mama's so dumb she stole a free sample.

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

OP's momma's so dumb when his dad suggested doggy style she went out the back and started to lick her balls

 

[Bizzle McDizzle]

OP's momma's so dumb that when she jumped out of a window she went up