cerealboi
Well-Known Member
Seems there was a young bull and an old bull sitting on top of a hill...surveying the herd. They could both see cows as far as their eyes would let them. The young bull was dancing around...getting all excited, while the old bull sat on his haunches, chewing a blade of grass, taking it all in. The young bull finally had enough of looking and said “Hey old man...let's run down and screw one!” and began to charge...scraping a hoof on the ground in anticipation of charging. The old bull spit out his blade of grass and said “hold on...let's WALK down and screw them all.”