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Bizzle McDizzle

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Went to a party last night, pretty high end business related event...

Were you there?
Knock me out?
You trying to get me hooked to expand your sales and distribution territory??

For reasons completely unknown... I woke up today with tracks in my arm.

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:scared::faint2::wacko:
 

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Check your trunk for a dead hooker...
 

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I was there, and you were totally fucking wasted mang. You even admitted that the Sabres are a pretty good team, and all of your hate is really misplaced over the fact that Skinner is no longer 18.

When I left, it was just you and Jesus hanging out.

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P.S. I would probably check behind the garage.
 

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My arm is a bruisey purple from above my elbow to my wrist. Yeah, I am a great golfer
 

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My arm is a bruisey purple from above my elbow to my wrist. Yeah, I am a great golfer

Lol. What the hell did you do?

I've hurt myself golfing a time or two. It's the worst. Not the injury, just having to say the words "I injured myself golfing." (That's the second unmanly thing you've done today)
 
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Lol. What the hell did you do?

I've hurt myself golfing a time or two. It's the worst. Not the injury, just having to say the words "I injured myself golfing." (That's the second unmanly thing you've done today)

I actually had to stop a round because I injured myself golfing. :burt:
 

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Lol. What the hell did you do?

I've hurt myself golfing a time or two. It's the worst. Not the injury, just having to say the words "I injured myself golfing." (That's the second unmanly thing you've done today)

Wait.


What was the first?
 

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I actually had to stop a round because I injured myself golfing. :burt:

Hee hee. Truth is while it's not an intense or high stress sport, the jerky swing motion combined with periods of inactivity does lend itself to muscle strains and joint stress. Still, not a manly sport to get injured playing.

D'stone - You played out in Arizona yet? Love the courses out there.
 
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Hee hee. Truth is while it's not an intense or high stress sport, the jerky swing motion combined with periods of inactivity does lend itself to muscle strains and joint stress. Still, not a manly sport to get injured playing.

D'stone - You played out in Arizona yet? Love the courses out there.

I injured myself chunking a shot six inches deep. My surgically-repaired, arthritic wrist didn't like that. :L

And unfortunately, I haven't. No time yet. Perhaps this weekend. If I can find someone to go with. I do have my clubs, though.
 

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Lol. What the hell did you do?

I've hurt myself golfing a time or two. It's the worst. Not the injury, just having to say the words "I injured myself golfing." (That's the second unmanly thing you've done today)

I had not played in two years before Monday so I am sure my swing is not a proper one. First hole I take a shot feel a pain in my arm. I stretch a bit and play on. It got worse over the next couple holes so I quit. It really hurt that afternoon, but ice and rest made it a lot better. It hurt me to straighten my arm. The next day its was better, the day after even better.

Wednesday it started bruising and today there is more of that. When I straighten my arm I can feel a big swollen spot on my inner elbow. SO while it is feeling better each day its getting uglier.
 

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Wednesday it started bruising and today there is more of that. When I straighten my arm I can feel a big swollen spot on my inner elbow. SO while it is feeling better each day its getting uglier.

necrotizing fasciitis
 

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I think its golfers elbow/ muscle tear. I tried to go to a urgent care place just to make sure I didnt break it or something but they were closed. I can move it freely so I do not think its broken.


I did tell my wife to keep a hacksaw and a tourniquet handy in case it is necrotizing fasciitis.
 

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Went to a party last night, pretty high end business related event...

Were you there?
Knock me out?
You trying to get me hooked to expand your sales and distribution territory??

For reasons completely unknown... I woke up today with tracks in my arm.

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:scared::faint2::wacko:

It could be cellulitis, which is not a joke. I was hospitalized with it a month or so back. Draw a circle around it and see if it is growing, also look for streaking....redness heading toward your core. Check your temperature now and then as well. If it gets high, or it expands or starts to feel warm to the touch, go the the ER.
 

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It could be cellulitis, which is not a joke. I was hospitalized with it a month or so back. Draw a circle around it and see if it is growing, also look for streaking....redness heading toward your core. Check your temperature now and then as well. If it gets high, or it expands or starts to feel warm to the touch, go the the ER.

shite! 1 month!?

I got some sort of bacterial infection a couple of years back ... launching a boat scratched my pinky toe ... the park beside boat launch was an offleash dog park ... filthy ... toe swelled up the size of a cocktail weenie

went to er and a nurse administered some sort of IV bag that went into me in 5 minutes ... my arm went ice cold and i fainted ... apparently she was new

ended up having to go back in daily for the next 5 days to get this same drip
 
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