I'm Asshole

[Wild Turkey]

Don't care but "Flag Girls" is just an excuse to give fat girls something to do so they feel included.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Yes I fucked up the title but my team just lost to the Vanderbilt of the B1G so I'm in the whiskey. Fuck off if you can't deal.

 

[TheLonestarDUCK]

Don't care but "Flag Girls" is just an excuse to give fat girls something to do so they feel included.

Our flag girls aren’t fat.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Our flag girls aren’t fat.

They don't shave their pits or legs either so don't brag.

 

[TheLonestarDUCK]

They don't shave their pits or legs either so don't brag.

Lol - just woke the wife up with my laugh.

 

[Pariah]

Nice to meet you, Asshole.

 

[HuskerOC]

If I were you, I'd drink more Wild Turkey and fuck the fat flag girl.

 

[Wild Turkey]

If I were you, I'd drink more Wild Turkey and fuck the fat flag girl.

I drink Woodford and my wife was a Crimson Quarter at Alabama. She quit after 1 game because they were pressuring all the girls to be "more friendly". She wears orange and blue now and made sure my girls went to schools outside the SEC. LOL

 

[Deep Creek]

Wild Turkey is an asshole. Well I'll be damned.

 

[Deep Creek]

I drink Woodford and my wife was a Crimson Quarter at Alabama. She quit after 1 game because they were pressuring all the girls to be "more friendly". She wears orange and blue now and made sure my girls went to schools outside the SEC. LOL

Damn. You just went up several notches in my book. That's good stuff.

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

I drink Woodford and my wife was a Crimson Quarter at Alabama. She quit after 1 game because they were pressuring all the girls to be "more friendly". She wears orange and blue now and made sure my girls went to schools outside the SEC. LOL

I'm more of a fan of Blanton's and Buffalo Trace.

 

[steelerssb]

The extra weight means slower reaction time which shows because they're usually the ones not insync with each other.

 

[steelerssb]

 

[Deep Creek]

I drink Woodford and my wife was a Crimson Quarter at Alabama. She quit after 1 game because they were pressuring all the girls to be "more friendly". She wears orange and blue now and made sure my girls went to schools outside the SEC. LOL

I'm more of a fan of Blanton's and Buffalo Trace.

I think you guys would like this. Try it if you can find it.

 

[HuskerOC]

I drink Woodford and my wife was a Crimson Quarter at Alabama. She quit after 1 game because they were pressuring all the girls to be "more friendly". She wears orange and blue now and made sure my girls went to schools outside the SEC. LOL

So you are a traitor and a liar.

That means you not only fucked the fat flag girl, you married her. Your kids were then so embarrassed of their parents that they all attended Alabama and are blue blood Democrats for life.

Nice job Dad.

 

[TheLonestarDUCK]

I drink Woodford and my wife was a Crimson Quarter at Alabama. She quit after 1 game because they were pressuring all the girls to be "more friendly". She wears orange and blue now and made sure my girls went to schools outside the SEC. LOL

So your wife is fat????

 

[Wild Turkey]

So you are a traitor and a liar.

That means you not only fucked the fat flag girl, you married her. Your kids were then so embarrassed of their parents that they all attended Alabama and are blue blood Democrats for life.

Nice job Dad.

Yeah you missed that by a mile.

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

I think you guys would like this. Try it if you can find it.

Unlikely to find it over here.

 

[Wild Turkey]

So your wife is fat????

Think that one through and attempt to understand how badly incorrect you are.

 

[Wild Turkey]

I think you guys would like this. Try it if you can find it.

That will be a difficult find.