I'm Asshole

[Deep Creek]

Unlikely to find it over here.

Forgot you were overseas.

 

[kburjr]

Yes I fucked up the title but my team just lost to the Vanderbilt of the B1G so I'm in the whiskey. Fuck off if you can't deal.

Woo hoo Been a long time since I ran across a @Wild Turkey drunk thread

 

[michaeljordan_fan]

Forgot you were overseas.

Next time I'm in the States, I'll see if I can find it.

 

[Wild Turkey]

So you are a traitor and a liar.

That means you not only fucked the fat flag girl, you married her. Your kids were then so embarrassed of their parents that they all attended Alabama and are blue blood Democrats for life.

Nice job Dad.

Blessed be not the ignorant.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Woo hoo Been a long time since I ran across a @Wild Turkey drunk thread

My *****.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Next time I'm in the States, I'll see if I can find it.

I'm in NC and I've not seen it...but good luck.

 

[Deep Creek]

Next time I'm in the States, I'll see if I can find it.

Small distillery. They don't make a lot of it. My cousin gave me a bottle a couple of years ago. Damn it sure is good. I only drink it on special occasions because it is a little pricey.

 

[williewilliejuan]

I drink Woodford and my wife was a Crimson Quarter at Alabama. She quit after 1 game because they were pressuring all the girls to be "more friendly". She wears orange and blue now and made sure my girls went to schools outside the SEC. LOL

If it’s any consolation, I’d still fuck her.

 

[HuskerOC]

Blessed be not the ignorant.

I'd still marry the fat flag girl and drink more Wild Turkey.

 

[Wild Turkey]

If it’s any consolation, I’d still fuck her.

Good choice.

 

[navamind]

I'm more of a fan of Blanton's and Buffalo Trace.

Four Roses and Woodford are my go-tos. Right now I have some Noah's Mill and Old Grand Dad 100.

 

[Wild Turkey]

Four Roses and Woodford are my go-tos. Right now I have some Noah's Mill and Old Grand Dad 100.

I'm big time Woodford:

1. Woodford Wheat Wiskey
2. Woodford bourbon
3. Woodford Malt Whiskey
4. Glenlivet 18 year (got a soft spot for this one)
5. Jefferson Rye (don't hate on me this shit is good)
6. Woodford Double Oak
7. Jefferson Ocean (depending on voyage)
8. Bookers
9. Elijah Craig Barrel Proof
10. Markers Mark cask strength

If you are judging from under $100

Best value for the dollar in the whiskey category would be either Ole Forester or Jameson.

 

[Bayou Tiger]

My Grandma and your Grandma were sitting by the fire.
My Grandma told your Grandma, I'm going to set your flag on fire....

 

[TheLonestarDUCK]

Think that one through and attempt to understand how badly incorrect you are.

You said Flag Girls are fat and that your wife was one.

 

[GoldRusher]

 

[Cowboyinexile]

Don't knock the flag girls. If I remember high school they weren't cheerleaders but they were alright. Plus for someone who couldn't get cheerleaders it was a lot easier to knock the flag girls.

And yeah you're an asshole

 

[Wishbone]

Wild Turkey are you related to El Texan in any way?

 

[HuskerinBig10]

Found your picture

 

[Wild Turkey]

You said Flag Girls are fat and that your wife was one.

Nope

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

EXTREMELY underrated thread title.

 

[7Samurai13]

Four Roses and Woodford are my go-tos. Right now I have some Noah's Mill and Old Grand Dad 100.

I had Four Roses Small Batch on Tuesday. It tastes a lot different without backpacking 10 miles that day.