I'm a lying sack of shit.

[moxie]

500!

How the hell?!! You've been MIA for 2 days and you just swoop in and snag this? I'll be damned!

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

How the hell?!! You've been MIA for 2 days and you just swoop in and snag this? I'll be damned!

It is a gift. And a curse.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

How the hell?!! You've been MIA for 2 days and you just swoop in and snag this? I'll be damned!

I will say, however, that more than 50% of the time I'll go into a thread, see the possibility of a post staring me right in the face, and think to myself, "You must be fucking kidding me."

 

[beardown07]

Everybody here is assholes.



Particularly the OP

 

[jarntt]

It's not that common, it doesn't happen to everyone and it IS a big deal!!

 

[Wild Turkey]

Everybody here is assholes.

I take offense to that.

 

[beardown07]

I take offense to that.

You would.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

You would.

Because he is an asshole?

 

[broncosmitty]

But really, this is nothing. I'm sure Jakology is far from being alone on this site.

But we had a female member on Fannation who went to great lengths to fake her own death. Some members even donated money for funeral arrangements. She was a fairly popular member and the news shook the FN community.

Then a couple weeks later, she was back posting again and it was revealed that the entire thing was made up.

Don't ask me how her death was faked, it is documented and I'm sure someone remembers, but I don't recall all the details.

Hell, @Cyder was probably beat up for booing Derek Jeter at Yankee Stadium in her honor.

So, this ain't shit.

That's the kind of shit that can get a bitch attacked by a pack of wild dogs in a major metropolitan area.

 

[beardown07]

Because he is an asshole?

Well, he did try to steal @wildturkey's mojo

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Just thought I should come clean to you guys. I can't do this anymore. Pretty much everything I've said about myself here is a bold face lie, made up on the fly. It's a horrible problem I've always dealt with no matter where I go. I just always feel the need to create some story to make myself seem more unique, even if it makes no sense. For those that remember me from ESPN should probably know this, but have kept their mouth shut thankfully and I thank you guys for that.

I didn't go to Georgia Tech. I didn't even go to college period. I just randomly picked them on the NCAA Football 2002 game and followed them from there. And I do root for Virginia as well, since that's my home state. I don't run my own business. I don't do shit. I haven't worked in months. I don't smoke weed at all. I don't even know where to buy the shit. And I've never watched a single episode of Pokemon. I have no clue why I even made up that story and that personality to begin with. It was pretty lame and stupid.

I guess I just feel the need to create a fake life so I can forget about the shitty one I do have. I haven't done shit with my life, and I run away from all of my problems. And I'm an attention seeker. I'm sure you all noticed from my posts. And if you knew me at ESPN, you know what I did over there. For those that don't know, I'll let you in on it. I created a good 15 or so accounts on ESPN so I could control the board the way I wanted to. I pretended that I was a UGA fan that was just trying to embarrass Georgia Tech.

I used the other accounts to talk to myself and others at the same time so I would get the feeling that I was the most dominant poster on the board. I have no idea why I have this thought that if I post more than others, then I feel accomplished and better. I'm honestly just a pathetic individual who has done nothing in his life and seeks out escape on the internet in any way possible. I'm stopping myself though. I'm going to leave the board and attempt to fix my life and become a real man and come back here and earn respect back.

But to be honest, I said that multiple times on ESPN, then I used my alts to continue to post. The UGA fans caught me and called me out on my bullshit. I ended up just getting back on my main account and continued to embarrass myself any way I could possibly think of. I know I need help, but I have refused to get it. I live a pretty sad life, and it's time I do something about it. I'm just glad I can be honest with myself and attempt to pull myself up out of the dark.

I know this just came out of nowhere, and you guys are probably going to have a hay day with this. This will probably go down as one of the biggest "meltdowns" of 2016, but I see it as a turning point in my life where I'm deciding that it's time that I stop hiding from the truth and begin to forge my way to a real life that I can be proud of, and actually be a respectable person. This starts in therapy, which I'm going to start. I'm going to get cleaned up from all my problems and live my life freely.

With this said, I'd like to thank all of you for being who you are. This board is an amazing place to be where we all come together to discuss sports and just about anything from there. You guys are my friends, and I'm going to miss you all. I have to be a better man and friend to you all, so I have to do this. I'm not sure when I'll post again. I might still be on for a while to see what you guys have to say, but I'm going to get the help I need and deserve. And you guys don't deserve to be posting with a lying sack of shit. So...

TL;DR: I've been lying this entire time and I'm just a kid with no life who still lives at home with his dad pretty much.

This still has 10 hearts and only one poo rating?

Make that two poo.

 

[beardown07]

This still has 10 hearts and only one poo rating?

Make that No. 2

 

[TheDayMan]

This still has 10 hearts and only one poo rating?

Make that two poo.

Make that 9 hearts and 3 poo swirls.

 

[Chewbaccer]

4 dookie piles now.

 

[broncosmitty]

never given a bullshit to a non mod.

 

[TheDayMan]

never given a bullshit to a non mod.

Bastards deserve it too...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Make that 9 hearts and 3 poo swirls.

4 dookie piles now.

The shit's really hitting the fan now.

 

[TheDayMan]

I'm going crap happy!

 

[broncosmitty]

Bastards deserve it too...

Only the lying sack of shit.

 

[Inquisitor95]

I believe that the study of Internet idiocy and high douchebaggery and trolling without rules or boundaries should be called Jakassology.

And I believe that @HammerDown and @fordman84 should be awarded honorary doctorates in this field, considering how much they've had to deal with it.