I'm a lover, not a fighter

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Water Polo Canada has suspended Nathan Kotylak...No word yet on whether or not the U of C will pull his scholarship. I am hearing he has turned himself into police as well (accompanied by a lawyer provided by dear old dad).

 

[Curtrain]

Water Polo Canada has suspended Nathan Kotylak...No word yet on whether or not the U of C will pull his scholarship. I am hearing he has turned himself into police as well (accompanied by a lawyer provided by dear old dad).

Hopefully the public shaming will follow him regardless of the legal outcome. I met too many people like this. Just last week I was talking to this privileged egomaniac who was bragging that he could get away with almost anything because of his dad's connections and lawyers.

I am a big advocate of the three R's. Repentance, Reform, and Reconciliation. If this kid can do all three, then I don't mind if he goes on and becomes a huge success.

 

[Comeds]

Amidst all the chaos of last night...

Possible wedding vows "during the riot, you looted my heart".

 

[Comeds]

"Though the city was burning, because I was with you the hottest fire was the one in my pants."

 

[blindbaby]

lol @ "you looted my heart"

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[JohnRandle]

LMAO!

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[SLY]

lol

 

[IPostedWhat]

My wife saw that last pic I did with the Bruins Bear, and said it would have been funnier if the bear was pissing on them???

Sure, she finds it funny just as long as it's not someone pissing on her at 3am on a Saturday because I was drinking all night and horny.

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Women and their pee jokes.

 

[Comeds]

At first I spurned your advances, but like a cinder block against storefront you broke down my defenses and carried my heart away.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

I would take a rubber bullet for you baby...

 

[Comeds]

I would take a rubber bullet for you baby...

I am thinking about sending my resume to Hallmark.

 

[IPostedWhat]

Alex: "Are you crying baby?" "Awww, I love you too."

Scott: "No, it's the tear gas."

Alex: "Get off of me!"

 

[Comeds]

Teargas is not nearly as strong when I breath it through your long flowing locks.

 

[SLY]

I'd buy your cards... Seems like a guaranteed way in to a chicks pants.

 

[Comeds]

Threatening teargas works too. Well it did for me.

 

[IPostedWhat]

I'd buy your cards... Seems like a guaranteed way in to a chicks pants.

Are you going to distarct her with the card while putting roofies into her drink?

 

[popeyecv64]

My wife saw that last pic I did with the Bruins Bear, and said it would have been funnier if the bear was pissing on them???

Sure, she finds it funny just as long as it's not someone pissing on her at 3am on a Saturday because I was drinking all night and horny.

better than pissing on my kitchen floor --dadburnit !!