I'm a lover, not a fighter

[IPostedWhat]

better than pissing on my kitchen floor --dadburnit !!

Hey, your wife insisted.

 

[popeyecv64]

Hey, your wife insisted.

dadburnit !! she sleeps in the shed tonight !!

 

[IPostedWhat]

dadburnit !! she sleeps in the shed tonoght !!

I guess I know where I'm pissing tonight. :arg:

 

[popeyecv64]

dadburnit !! she sleeps in the shed tonight !!

oooops I spelled tonite right :pops:

 

[popeyecv64]

I guess I know where I'm pissing tonight. :arg:

in the stable were I puts you is were yourn a pissing thar sir

 

[Eddie_Shack]

"I'm going to tear off your clothes like a police dog"

 

[Comeds]

"Your eyes are a beautiful deep blue, as deep as the chemical seeping from the over-turned port-o-potty behind you"

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Vancouver is burning,
and so are you.

 

[Eddie_Shack]

She's got a smile that it seems to me
Reminds me of violent beatings
Where everything
Was as fresh as a puffy black eye
Now and then when I see her face
She takes me away before i get maced
And if I'd stare too long
I'd probably break down and cry


Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine


She got cuffed by Vancouver's finest
face first in an oil stain
I hate to look into those eyes
And see an ounce of pain
Her hair reminds me of a warm safe place
as behind a dumpster I hide
And pray for the drunks
And the cops
To riotely pass me by


Sweet child o' mine
Sweet love of mine


We'd better go
We'd better go now
We'd better go
Sweet child o' mine

/morning zoo, here I come..

 

[Comeds]

LMAO, nice.

My favorite part:

as behind a dumpster I hide
And pray for the drunks
And the cops
To riotely pass me by

 

[Automattic]

I thought it was paradise city...

 

[Eddie_Shack]

Take me down to the paradise city
where the spandex is green and the fires are pretty...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

LOL

 

[popeyecv64]

I eat beeef !!!

 

[Comeds]

North American for "Romantic Fire"

Australian for "Romantic Fire"

 

[Eddie_Shack]

We almost got divorced until we figured our her sleep number was asphalt!

 

[SLY]

Are you going to distarct her with the card while putting roofies into her drink?

Shhh... dont blow my cover and ruin my chances. Asshole. Horses dont make good wingmen. Distract the bouncer.

 

[IPostedWhat]

 

[mattola]

on the way home after game 7 this girl gave us a show

 

[puckhead]

on the way home after game 7 this girl gave us a show

nice. she's a rocket.
I dig how the "we want titties" chant seems to be led by female voices.
so... did she oblige? and if so, where's THAT vid?