If Ryu ever joins the Phillies, I am going to become his interpretor

[Omar 382]

And totally fuck with him during mound visits
"McClure thinks you should fuck yourself and says that if you don't get this batter out he's going to kill your whole family tonight"

 

[Cedrique]

I didn't see that part. Does he have an interpreter come out to the mound when the manager or pitching coach goes out there?

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah, I don't think he can speak any English at all.

 

[Cedrique]

does the interpreter wear a uniform?

 

[Omar 382]

No, he's some 8 year old gook they found sitting outside of a flea market in Compton. I don't know how that's legal but it is what it is.

 

[powerchord86]

Something wrong with that dude. He looks like a mongoloid.