Ideas please

[NinerFan52]

So my jerk of a friend who is a Seachicken fan sent me a Richard Sherman shirt. Any ideas on either 1. What to do with the shirt (set it on fire, wipe ass, shoot it up) 2. How to get revenge?

 

[Pattersonca65]

So my jerk of a friend who is a Seachicken fan sent me a Richard Sherman shirt. Any ideas on either 1. What to do with the shirt (set it on fire, wipe ass, shoot it up) 2. How to get revenge?

Dont set it on fire. You gotta do something with it and then sent if back to him. I am not sure what that would be. I am assuming your friend can take a joke back?

 

[badazzk9]

So my jerk of a friend who is a Seachicken fan sent me a Richard Sherman shirt. Any ideas on either 1. What to do with the shirt (set it on fire, wipe ass, shoot it up) 2. How to get revenge?

Wear it to the gym... Its always nice to have a new gym shirt.

 

[Pattersonca65]

So my jerk of a friend who is a Seachicken fan sent me a Richard Sherman shirt. Any ideas on either 1. What to do with the shirt (set it on fire, wipe ass, shoot it up) 2. How to get revenge?

What does the shirt look like? What is on it? It needs some type of paintjob.

 

[TobyTyler]

So my jerk of a friend who is a Seachicken fan sent me a Richard Sherman shirt. Any ideas on either 1. What to do with the shirt (set it on fire, wipe ass, shoot it up) 2. How to get revenge?

Stick it in a drawer. Seeing any man who wears a shirt with another man's name on it gives me the creeps.

 

[NinerFan52]

What does the shirt look like? What is on it? It needs some type of paintjob.

It has his picture screaming with "don't you ever talk about me". Blue with green lettering and a 25 on the back. Would never be caught dead in this shirt, would freeze before putting it on.

 

[Pattersonca65]

It has his picture screaming with "don't you ever talk about me". Blue with green lettering and a 25 on the back. Would never be caught dead in this shirt, would freeze before putting it on.

If one of my friends did that, I would get some paint and deface his picture. Then I would write something negative about sherman and then send it back. Maybe something along the lines of classless. Or something like No one ever taught me to be a gracious winner. I would probably paint SF Niners all over it and then send it back. All in fun.

 

[tallglassofwater007]

Use it as a rug. My friends who are huge Lakers fans, did that with a Celtics jersey.

 

[NinerFan52]

Use it as a rug. My friends who are huge Lakers fans, did that with a Celtics jersey.

I just feel that's so disrespectful to rugs everywhere... But not a bad idea..

 

[Rvnight18]

Write "it was "adderall" on it and send it back.

 

[JMedlock5186]

You could wipe your ass with it and send it back

 

[JPurthe1]

You could wipe your ass with it and send it back

this!

 

[tomikcon1971]

This makes some assumptions about availability, sexuality, morals, age and willingness for consensual sex but seduce his sister, girlfriend, wife, or mom and afterwards snap a photo of her wearing the shirt. Send a note with the picture saying "we never spoke about you once".


Just kidding......

 

[NinerFan52]

This makes some assumptions about availability, sexuality, morals, age and willingness for consensual sex but seduce his sister, girlfriend, wife, or mom and afterwards snap a photo of her wearing the shirt. Send a note with the picture saying "we never spoke about you once".


Just kidding......

Amazing...

 

[4lifer9er]

So my jerk of a friend who is a Seachicken fan sent me a Richard Sherman shirt. Any ideas on either 1. What to do with the shirt (set it on fire, wipe ass, shoot it up) 2. How to get revenge?

I have an idea..


1. Throw the shirt in the smelliest, stinkiest trash with 3 day old left out chicken bits, overcooked broccoli and rotten pork.

2. When he asks if you received it, become quizzical and say no I haven't gotten anything? When he looks surprised, ask him, why, what was it? he will probably tell you something along the lines of a shirt or something. say no, haven't seen one yet.

2. He will probably want to send you another one. Let him, and when you get it this time, throw it out again.

3-infinity. repeat so he wastes his hard earned Seagull money on shit that goes in the trash.

 

[my2cents]

Make the last place team in your fantasy league have to wear it to the draft every year.

 

[purguy12]

Wipe your ass with it and send it back

 

[Ltrain]

This makes some assumptions about availability, sexuality, morals, age and willingness for consensual sex but seduce his sister, girlfriend, wife, or mom and afterwards snap a photo of her wearing the shirt. Send a note with the picture saying "we never spoke about you once".


Just kidding......

make sure she clam stamps the shirt and send it back with the photo.

 

[JMedlock5186]

Or you could not send the pics and wait until he puts a pic on FB of him wearing the shirt then send him the pics.

 

[TheRedPlectrum]

Put it over your doormat so that everyone wipes their feet on his face before coming inside.