I WANNA KILL SOMEONE!

[GagneFire12]

But if the body is properly disposed of, there usually is no exidence left behind at all, unlike a stabbing. You almost never can clean up blood perfectly that can't be detected by modern forensics.

Fair enough. What are you thinking of? Woodchipper ala Fargo? Coupled with a burning of the remains, and a scattering in the ocean?

 

[dare2be]

I don't know, in the episodes where the body is never found, the perp never reveals his secrets. I don't have any first-hand experience to share.

 

[forty_three]

But if the body is properly disposed of, there usually is no exidence left behind at all, unlike a stabbing. You almost never can clean up blood perfectly that can't be detected by modern forensics.

And there's people like me who can extract questionable statements, that can be presented out of context, from computer systems at trial.



And Jeff, remember, they are people too. Keep saying "What? I didn't get that." enough and they will transfer you. Because you will have annoyed them.

Usually, saying "My security clearance requires that I only speak with an American Citizen" works too. Especially if you have to call Dell or a telecom company.

 

[Jimmy_the_Tongue]

No not seriously, please don't report me.

WHY THE FUCK DONT PEOPLE SPEAK ENGLISH!!!! AHHHHHH!
I just spent about 30 minutes on the phone just trying to give this woman from DHL an address in Poland that I am shipping to. Not only was her accent completely impossible to understand, but she couldn't get anything I was saying correctly, and I speak extremely clear... This shit is starting to piss me off.

Alright, I'm calm now.

Ciò è bullshit!!! ….Come può qualcuno non avere il nervo per parlare americano….Se fossi voi denominerei indietro e chiederei di parlare ad un responsabile e di ottenere che la femmina ha infornato….ciò è unnacceptable…

 

[puckhead]

apropos of nothing, I read the thread title to the tune of this song: