I WANNA KILL SOMEONE!

[SLY]

No not seriously, please don't report me.

WHY THE FUCK DONT PEOPLE SPEAK ENGLISH!!!! AHHHHHH!
I just spent about 30 minutes on the phone just trying to give this woman from DHL an address in Poland that I am shipping to. Not only was her accent completely impossible to understand, but she couldn't get anything I was saying correctly, and I speak extremely clear... This shit is starting to piss me off.

Alright, I'm calm now.

 

[Automattic]

MODS!

 

[Destroydacre]

Reported!

 

[SLY]

Screw you guys... You made my list too.

 

[SLY]

 

[dash]

Lighten up, Jeff Francis...

 

[Automattic]

Screw you guys... You made my list too.

Sorry, me no speakie engrish.

 

[HonusWagner66]

What do you call a person that can speak three languages? -- Trilingual.

What do you call a person that can speak two languages? -- Bilingual.

What do you call a person that can speak only one language? -- An American.

/European joke.

 

[devs30rko]

 

[JustAsking]

I hate to be the dick here Jeff... but, here goes.

If you used an 800 or similar number, maybe they outsourced the call center out of the country, if that is the case, be mad at the company, not the worker.

Or, if the call center is in America, then this worker probably came to America for a better life and sounds as though they are attempting to learn English... which I applaude.

I speak English, this person speaks at least two languages... in that regards, they are better than me.

I understand your frustation, but not the anger towards this person.

 

[dash]

All hockey players are bilingual - They speak English and profanity

- Gordie Howe

 

[SLY]

I hate to be the dick here Jeff... but, here goes.

If you used an 800 or similar number, maybe they outsourced the call center out of the country, if that is the case, be mad at the company, not the worker.

Or, if the call center is in America, then this worker probably came to America for a better life and sounds as though they are attempting to learn English... which I applaude.

I speak English, this person speaks at least two languages... in that regards, they are better than me.

I understand your frustation, but not the anger towards this person.

I completely agree, and yes it was an 800 #, but if you are dealing in a business where the slightest mishap could fuck a whole order up, you should be completely fluent in the language of the company you are servicing.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Sorry Jeff I had your call forwarded to that no good rko :P

 

[Comeds]

I recommend picking a drifter, vagrant, or bum that no one would miss that quickly. Peroxide cleans blood and messes up the evidence.

 

[dare2be]

Strangling is cleaner as there usually isn't any blood evidence left behind.

/I watch too much Forensic Files...

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

I recommend picking a drifter, vagrant, or bum that no one would miss that quickly. Peroxide cleans blood and messes up the evidence.

I swear I wasn't going to suggest Jim Joyce, but I see comeds here has already brought him up.

 

[puckhead]

stab them with an icicle.
evidence just melts away.

also, one of my bankers is like that. can't understand a fucking word she says.
they won't be my banker for long, but kind of need them for the next couple of years.

 

[IPostedWhat]

stab them with an icicle.
evidence just melts away.

 

[GagneFire12]

Strangling is cleaner as there usually isn't any blood evidence left behind.

/I watch too much Forensic Files...

Strangulation usually leaves bruising, and asphyxiation clearly presents itself.

I'd go with icicle.

 

[dare2be]

Strangulation usually leaves bruising, and asphyxiation clearly presents itself.

I'd go with icicle.

But if the body is properly disposed of, there usually is no exidence left behind at all, unlike a stabbing. You almost never can clean up blood perfectly that can't be detected by modern forensics.