I just want to go on record and say

[Cedrique]

Umadbros ?

I never mentioned sliced bread, I just said he was the best second baseman in the National League. If you want to make a list of better second basemen in the NL, I'd be glad to look at it.

 

[Omar 382]

Umadbros ?

I never mentioned sliced bread, I just said he was the best second baseman in the National League. If you want to make a list of better second basemen in the NL, I'd be glad to look at it.

 

[Omar 382]

I've got two of the most respected posters on these boards, Retro and BPNAZ, on my side, so I suggest you back off. Utley sucks

 

[Cedrique]

Are you frantically searching for a picture of Scooter Gennett wearing a plain white henley and staring off into the distance ?

 

[Cedrique]

How come every time WW posts I get advertisements for browsing 10,000 profiles of Asian singles? Not saying I have a problem with it, I'm just wondering why it happens

 

[Omar 382]

If I owned a V-Neck, I would just change it to a picture of myself staring into the distance because Utley blows. They should move JMJ to second base and he would win the MVP for the next three years.

 

[Omar 382]

How come every time WW posts I get advertisements for browsing 10,000 profiles of Asian singles? Not saying I have a problem with it, I'm just wondering why it happens

Good one- but you know I only wack it to your mom and me in Big Black Wet Tits 2

 

[Cedrique]

Somehow that changed it to a Ford ad-this is strange

 

[Cedrique]

Good one- but you know I only wack it to your mom and me in Big Black Wet Tits 2

I guess I should be offended by this but the truth is I'm not sure she's my real mom. My dad was kind of a player and he was with like 8 different women in a short period of time. None of them is sure which one is my mom, so he just let's them all think it could be them.

 

[Cedrique]

Mother's day is a freaking nightmare. Dad gives me some construction paper and crayons and tells me to do 8 homemade cards

 

[Omar 382]

I guess I should be offended by this but the truth is I'm not sure she's my real mom. My dad was kind of a player and he was with like 8 different women in a short period of time. None of them is sure which one is my mom, so he just let's them all think it could be them.

Of course- BBWT 2 was with the second woman your dad fucked. There's 8 volumes for a reason. What, you think this is some Kill Bill **** shit? I've fucked all 8 of your moms, and did lines of blow off all their asses

 

[Cedrique]

Now you've crossed the line. Mom no. 7 had lung cancer.

 

[Cedrique]

Seriously though, I've been a good sport but the shit really isn't funny. I'm supposed to hear back on my Maternity test next week.

 

[Omar 382]

Yeah whatever, your moms were all whores. Let's just say, unlike Macho Row, I was not a flaccid member around any of your moms (unless I did too much speed and I couldn't get my dick hard but that wasn't their fault- they were all beautiful. God rest Mom 2 and 5's souls)

 

[Cedrique]

Say what you want, at the end of the day I'm an expert judge of talent and you're still the guy that thought Tanaka would sign for 8 million a year........

 

[powerchord86]

You total cray-cray son!

 

[powerchord86]

 

[navamind]

Not everyone can be as good as Eric Bruntlett or Michael Martinez.

 

[Cedrique]

Fuck All o' yall. He IS better than sliced bread!

 

[Macho Row]

Fuck All o' yall. He IS better than sliced bread!

He invented sliced bread.