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Chewbaccer
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Bastard was sitting there buying 56657372 scratch offs and taking his sweet ass time, asking stupid questions, and acting like he had some kind of successful system for winning on scratch off tickets.
I waited patiently for a good 10 minutes, but all I wanted was my bologna biscuit and a can of snuff, and got tired of waiting, so I took a swing. Dude was at least 60.
Let me just say, if the Bama football team goes down as easy as this guy did, it's gonna be a long season in Tuscaloosa.
I waited patiently for a good 10 minutes, but all I wanted was my bologna biscuit and a can of snuff, and got tired of waiting, so I took a swing. Dude was at least 60.
Let me just say, if the Bama football team goes down as easy as this guy did, it's gonna be a long season in Tuscaloosa.
None of this actually happened