I sat next to a great Bama fan at Duck game yesterday

[WhiteMamba]

It was something else. Guy was backwoods as you can get. Camo head to toe and red Bama hat and shirt.

He had a great time. We shared our booze. He had fireball, we had vodka and soda.

His accent was soooo thick. He said Autzen was "small but loud as all geeeit out"
He said the only stadium he has been to that is as loud is LSU.

Also " dayum, this HiSchool stadium is loud."

"We are playin a hi school team, so here I am."

"Y'all just smoke weed wherever ya want to??"

It was very ironic anyways. Thought I would share.

 

[WhiteMamba]

 

[HammerDown]

Imagine that accent all day, every day from everyone around you. It's not easy.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Did he bring his sister as his date??????????

 

[UNA Lion]

Now, imagine a Memphis inner-city dialect, all day, every day.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Imagine that accent all day, every day from everyone around you. It's not easy.

I could get through it as long as at least the majority of women looked like his wife.

Blonde belle.

Very cute and sweet. His sister was really flirty.

Fantastic game experience.

 

[Mistaken4193]

Hey SOuthern folks may talk weird, but we some of the nicest sum bitches you could meet.

 

[WhiteMamba]

He appeared to be very slow mentally. His expression was like "wtf is going on"

Once you talked to him he was actually pretty smart. Just a good dude.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Hey SOuthern folks may talk weird, but we some of the nicest sum bitches you could meet.

This in a nutshell. He offered us a shot as soon as we turned around and started talkin cfb with him.

 

[HammerDown]

He appeared to be very slow mentally. His expression was like "wtf is going on"

Once you talked to him he was actually pretty smart. Just a good dude.

Sounds like he had been into the Oregon ditchweed, which wouldn't surprise me at all if he's from Bama.

 

[HammerDown]

Now, imagine a Memphis inner-city dialect, all day, every day.

UNA, I didn't know you were in Memphis. My little bro is a pilot based there but lives out in Collierville. Memphis is one of the most violent cities in America.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Sounds like he had been into the Oregon ditchweed, which wouldn't surprise me at all if he's from Bama.

I think he knew we had been partaking.

He said thank you 100 times I bet when we gave him a large gift after game.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Another one that cracked me up.

"Donch y'all ever sit down?"

 

[UNA Lion]

UNA, I didn't know you were in Memphis. My little bro is a pilot based there but lives out in Collierville. Memphis is one of the most violent cities in America.

Yep, have been here about nine months now, and I teach JROTC at an inner-city school. Lots of folks here living on the edge, and some of my kids live in real rats' nests. Bringing three of my smartest ones to my home for a Thanksgiving meal on Tuesday afternoon.

 

[HammerDown]

Yep, have been here about nine months now, and I teach JROTC at an inner-city school. Lots of folks here living on the edge, and some of my kids live in real rats' nests. Bringing three of my smartest ones to my home for a Thanksgiving meal on Tuesday afternoon.

Good for you, man. Sounds like they're very fortunate to have you making a difference there.

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

Bama peeps are football royalty, but we like to mingle with the little people

 

[WhiteMamba]

Yep, have been here about nine months now, and I teach JROTC at an inner-city school. Lots of folks here living on the edge, and some of my kids live in real rats' nests. Bringing three of my smartest ones to my home for a Thanksgiving meal on Tuesday afternoon.

Awesome!

 

[Mistaken4193]

Another one that cracked me up.

"Donch y'all ever sit down?"

Wow, I say all that shit on a regular basis, and its really common speak here.

 

[UNA Lion]

Well, wife and I never had kids, so I treat these kids like I'd have wanted to treat my own.

Lord knows too few of them learn anything about doing what is right or taking personal responsibility at home.

 

[trojanfan12]

Sounds like a great time Mamba. Gotta say, I've liked pretty much every 'Bama fan I've ever met.