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higgyfan4

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I don't know what you main board people did to the old fart, but he wasn't nearly as crabby as he was when he posted mainly on the Wings board.

Ya'll turned him into Don Cherry lite.:loco2:
 

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If you're born in Canada, you're only allowed to cheer for one team. You pick that team as a kid and you're stuck with it for life.

Actually, come to think of it, that's true.
 

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He also said nobody should ever wear a hockey jersey unless they played for that team.

I believe the way he phrased that, and many other of his viewpoints, was that "every good Canadian knows" you should never wear a hockey jersey unless you played for that team. He was quite a national spokesman.

My favorite meltdown he had was when he saw a photo of a woman touching the Stanley Cup. "Every good Canadian knows" you do not touch the cup unless you win it. Beyond that a woman should not touch it. Beyond that a fat woman really shouldnt touch it.

He liked Damphousse though, I'll give him that.
 

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I believe the way he phrased that, and many other of his viewpoints, was that "every good Canadian knows" you should never wear a hockey jersey unless you played for that team. He was quite a national spokesman.

My favorite meltdown he had was when he saw a photo of a woman touching the Stanley Cup. "Every good Canadian knows" you do not touch the cup unless you win it. Beyond that a woman should not touch it. Beyond that a fat woman really shouldnt touch it.

He liked Damphousse though, I'll give him that.

I talked to a really really old man once. He said to me, sounding like a man seeing a computer or iPad for the first time, "Who would have thought a woman would ever drive a car??? Now look, they ALL drive them! In my day, if a woman needed to go somewhere, she would just ask her boyfriend, or husband, or father for a ride!".
 

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I talked to a really really old man once. He said to me, sounding like a man seeing a computer or iPad for the first time, "Who would have thought a woman would ever drive a car??? Now look, they ALL drive them! In my day, if a woman needed to go somewhere, she would just ask her boyfriend, or husband, or father for a ride!".

Its like watching a dog playing piano!

Neither one of my grandmothers drove and my mother did not until she was in her 30s and was getting sick of my father. Its a different world now! Next thing you know well have to make our own dinners.
 

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I shit you not, my wife showed me that a week ago.. we were joking about it a little bit.

When I came home from work that day my wife and both kids had ribbons in their hair, dinner at the table, and said in creepy unison "Good evening father. What would you like to talk about?.

To this day my daughter (7) makes jokes about my conversation topics being more important than everyone else's.
 
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