How do you wipe?

[olympicoscar]

Before we all vote in 2020, we're all entitled to know how Donald Trump does it.

That would be assuming that Trump is still in office.

 

[tnapucco]

Most of the fatass Florida fans here don't...

They just lay a damp towel down on the side of the tub and rub their gooch-crack on it to and fro.

EDIT: Forgot to include @olympicoscar in this group.

 

[olympicoscar]

EDIT: Forgot to include @olympicoscar in this group.

Even though you are a Sooners fan I've decided to forgive you.

 

[BigAppleBadger]

There's only one correct answer to this and anyone else is a sub-human animal.

 

[olympicoscar]

Before we all vote in 2020, we're all entitled to know how Donald Trump does it.

So no one wants to know how Donald wipes.

 

[THUNDER]

I wipe my ass with a jagged coke bottle....

 

[Cyder]

So no one wants to know how Donald wipes.

He uses wet wipes moistened with the tears of liberals and illegals.

 

[The Derski]

I wipe my ass with a jagged coke bottle....

#yolo

 

[Fitbud]

Wipe?

 

[Good_Code]

I use my fingers then use the paper to clean under my nails and such

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

I use my fingers then use the paper to clean under my nails and such

The servants line was better.

 

[Fitbud]

I take one square of paper and wrap my finger and then take my finger and twist it in there until it's clean.

 

[Rod Freakin' Dangerfield]

Is there no video demonstration on the proper way to do this?

 

[rsw626]

One up, one down, one to polish.

 

[Oswaldandme]

I am extremely flexible and double jointed...
Hence... I shit in my own mouth.
Save SO much money on toilet paper.

 

[Carnzo]

Fucking hate public toilets when u go in and a vegan has left a floater!!!!

 

[Cyder]

There's only one correct answer to this and anyone else is a sub-human animal.

Exactly, and there seems to be a lot of savages up in here

 

[Cyder]

I use my fingers then use the paper to clean under my nails and such

@Dolemite censored uses a sponge ans rinses it after, saves him a bundle in TP

 

[Pure Steel]

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Fucking hate public toilets when u go in and a vegan has left a floater!!!!

You know what vegan stands for? Vegetables again.....

 

[Pure Steel]

Shag carpet?

I mean, if you want to be clean, Shag is the best scrubber.

We put in all wood floors a few years ago, only one carpet in the whole house now.....Our dog occasionally does the chariot race across it.....Smart dog....