How do you wipe?

[antone112]

Wipe? And leave nothing for that rim job?

 

[Tharvot]

I dip my butt into a coy pond and let the fish clean it.

 

[nathans8823]

I dip my butt into a coy pond and let the fish clean it.

Just did that last week

 

[RTRdian]

Use depends.. Nobody got time for all that

 

[MilkSpiller22]

as a professional wiper... and yes I get paid for shit like that... I have learned that the best way is back to front... otherwise you miss a spot in the aduele... for those who don't know the aduele is a little pothole by the anus...

 

[RTRdian]

as a professional wiper... and yes I get paid for shit like that... I have learned that the best way is back to front... otherwise you miss a spot in the aduele... for those who don't know the aduele is a little pothole by the anus...

You majored in shit? I'm going to assume you attended Auburn

 

[darken65]

as a professional wiper... and yes I get paid for shit like that... I have learned that the best way is back to front... otherwise you miss a spot in the aduele... for those who don't know the aduele is a little pothole by the anus...

Yet rubbing shit on your balls is okay? Gotta wipe away from the junk.

 

[MilkSpiller22]

Yet rubbing shit on your balls is okay? Gotta wipe away from the junk.

The aduele is more important. I mean, if you don't wipe well does it matter where the streak marks come from?? But by cleaning the aduele you are more likely to get a good clean.
Don't be afraid to dip tp into the toilet water to moisten everything.

 

[True Lakers Fan]

Is this why they keep most of the Nebraska fans segregated from the rest of the boards population?

On behalf of the rest of the board - I thank you and request that you and make a strong effort to keep him from us

 

[handicappers]

On behalf of the rest of the board - I thank you and request that you and make a strong effort to keep him from us

bwaaaahahahahahahahahahahaha, pot meet kettle. ya whiney little bitch.

 

[ill]

have you ever been confident enough to just pull up your jorts without wiping at all?

Have you ever thought, "oh man, that was a clean shit. No way I need to waste any squares on that one"?

 

[DJ Fieri]

Very carefully.

 

[ArlingtonCowboys100]

While out in the woods I used a stick,leaves,pine needles. They dont work worth a damn and just pulled up my pants.

 

[ArlingtonCowboys100]

have you ever been confident enough to just pull up your jorts without wiping at all?

Have you ever thought, "oh man, that was a clean shit. No way I need to waste any squares on that one"?

Only when the small round turds come out for me. Any other type I wipe.

 

[CroconawKings]

Back to front

 

[Stinky56]

when in thee woods a hunting thee poor lil bastard dead or alive hee hee hee!!!

 

[ChiSoxFan]

Wait, you guys all wipe?

 

[tnapucco]

Most of the fatass Florida fans here don't...

They just lay a damp towel down on the side of the tub and rub their gooch-crack on it to and fro.

 

[olympicoscar]

Before we all vote in 2020, we're all entitled to know how Donald Trump does it.

 

[tnapucco]

Most of the fatass Florida fans here don't...

They just lay a damp towel down on the side of the tub and rub their gooch-crack on it to and fro.

@JuiceTheGator Did my post strike your damp taint-nerve?