How do you wipe?

[TheDayMan]

Two votes for bidet, translation: back to front.

 

[HuskerOC]

Two votes for bidet, translation: back to front.

Biggest failure of this thread is not Tater Salad, but..

No wipe.

Straight up Caveman style. Fuck all you all. Your yard be next.

 

[corn train]

jethus criths

 

[travis2x]

Both ways!

 

[HuskerOC]

Both ways!

Man with a plan going in.

We can now all see the complications with this supposed, "take a sit" effort. Even during a national anthem.
#whiteassesmatterwhileshitting

 

[ozanaminn]

Simple question.

How do you wipe your ass?

Very carefully and very well thank you. Would you like me to discuss how I get ready for any anal sex I might participate in?

 

[mannyz]

Bottomm up. Not sure if that is front to back or vice versa.

 

[HuskerOC]

Very carefully and very well thank you. Would you like me to discuss how I get ready for any anal sex I might participate in?

No. Keep that shit private in a North Carolina bathroom you freak.

 

[HuskerOC]

Bottomm up. Not sure if that is front to back or vice versa.

We all understand Philly is into some weird shit.

 

[TheDayMan]

Very carefully and very well thank you. Would you like me to discuss how I get ready for any anal sex I might participate in?

Depends what your role is. Eff it, no it doesn't, I'm here to learn.

Go on...

 

[NU_FTW]

Depends on my mood.

 

[HuskerInSecLand]

Wipe? And leave nothing for that rim job?

 

[Nosferatu]

how does a blind person know when they are done?

They wipe 3 times then their seeing eye dog takes care of the rest...

 

[ozanaminn]

Depends what your role is. Eff it, no it doesn't, I'm here to learn.

Go on...

Well first, I am verse sexually which means I give and receive. I always douche when I know I am going to have sex because, he might want to eat my butt.

 

[ozanaminn]

No. Keep that shit private in a North Carolina bathroom you freak.

You just hurt my feelings.

 

[The Derski]

Probably about 5-6 times since ive been here.

 

[bamabear82]

how does a blind person know when they are done?

When it starts tasting like toilet paper again.

 

[Tenn"cock]

What is wrong with you people?!

Side to side.

 

[TigersBleaux]

Back to fronter right here.

Just took a shit, tried front to back.... I honestly dont see how anyone would do that

 

[HuskerOC]

You just hurt my feelings.

Learning experience.

Even for the gheys in this thread.