So is the cake his cousin made....
I still can’t believe a bunch of chokers won the Stanley cup.
I guess I’ll have to...Believe it.
I hate youIt's cool that the Caps won the Cup and all, but a few months go by and it's a new season, and so it starts to fade after...
HAHAHAHAHA!!! JK!! It's still fucking amazing months later! I watch at least one highlight vid from one of the playoff games every single day and it's awesome. If we ever win another Cup, it's just gravy. This video is editing perfection and captures the emotion of it all so perfectly...
Oshie broke it
That' too bad. But this is also what makes it the best trophy in sports.
I also wouldn't put hot dogs in something Tom Wilson probably peed in.
(Meanwhile, Phil Kessel: "Man I want those hot dogs...")
NHL is cracking down on keg stands and other similar behavior as the Cup has sustained some considerable damage this summer.
/Thanks Washington
Read the article, man! We ain't the first!!
We know we may never see it again, so...
That's true, the Caps aren't the first to dent, chip, and defile Lord Stanley's chalice.
/The stories this Cup could tell
Darren McCarty is the first one to admit to fucking the cup.