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Hobs has an understudy

cincygrad

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This is perhaps the worst article I have read in my entire life. I'm hoping the guy was high when he wrote it. Makes me glad that I never read cincyjungle.

Bucking the trend?
 

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At times you could almost confuse the article for one that would appear in the onion..... It really is high comedy to suggest Keith Rivers and Jerome Simpson were good draft picks. Well done.
 

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That was the 2nd site I applied to write at. As an example of stuff I've written, I used that piece I wrote about why Marvin should be fired. Lol. I guess I know why I didn't get that one.
 

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At times you could almost confuse the article for one that would appear in the onion..... It really is high comedy to suggest Keith Rivers and Jerome Simpson were good draft picks. Well done.

I stopped reading when Chinendum Ndukwwe was mentioned as evidence of improved drafting.
 

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Those a-holes will tell you that you are ignorant of football if you disagree with them as well.
 

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One funny thing is, when I got the job writing for stripehype, I specifically asked if I about the tone I needed to use, and was it OK to write negative things about the team, and differing opinions. The site owner told me that i could disagree with moves and express whatever opinion I wanted and his exact wording was, "don't write like Hobson".
 

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I'll take your word for it that it's bad. I refuse to click.
 

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I stopped reading when Chinendum Ndukwwe was mentioned as evidence of improved drafting.

I skimmed through most of it. Another gem was judging a draft by the drafted players remaining on the squad through at least 2 years of their contract.
 

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Pathetic, embarrassing. This was actually posted to a professional franchise's website?
 

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I notice that Hobs no longer has an email listed on his website -- I suppose he is no longer interested in evaluations of their content.

Interestingly, I'm told that there exists no possible way to offer critiques of North Korea's State sponsored news service.
 

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Don't you dare bad mouth dear leader, or I'll meet you at the Dayton mall.
 

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That was the 2nd site I applied to write at. As an example of stuff I've written, I used that piece I wrote about why Marvin should be fired. Lol. I guess I know why I didn't get that one.

Why don't you submit that piece to Bengals.com, just for shits and giggles?
 

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Lol. They might hire Cedric Benson to come and punch me in the face.
 
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