Hit a Jexas fan with my SUV

[WhiteMamba]

So I ripped through a red light going about 20 mph. And whamo! I almost tbone this guys car. Thankfully I just clipped the front end and ripped off his bumper.

So in a panic I get out to go check on the driver and my first thought after seeing a personalized license plate reading "Chrissy" is oh great, I have hit a family man who loves his wife Chrissy.

I get up to the window and the driver is incoherent. Pointing to the back seat and He is trying to say something though!....... " ch..... Ch...... Ch" is all he could muster. What could it be? I figured it out. He had a child in the back, likely a son named Charlie or Chase. I figured it out. He is a Mizzou fan and named his son after Chase Daniels. Maybe a ND fan and named his son after Charlie Weiss. So being the man I am, my priority changed to looking for a possibly injured child. Low and behold, nothing is in the back seat but a bunch of........ Texas baseball jerseys?!?!?!?!

At this point I am like what the fuck! But he continues, becoming more coherent.... "Cheering jaaaahh......." I give him a drink of water and suddenly he snaps to.

What happens next was shocking!!! With tears running down his face he asks " how are my Jexas cheering jerseys?!?!?!?" Say WAT!!!!!

He then peeks over his shoulder and sees to his satisfaction, his beloved "cheering jerseys" are unharmed.

The ambulance arrives and he refuses service for himself, but insists they transport these "cheering jerseys" to the nearest dry cleaner "IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!1!"

So that was my evening, how was yours?

 

[WhiteMamba]

 

[ralphiewvu]

The same amount of NC trophies Oregon possesses is the same amount of accidents you've been in. Grow the fuck up.

 

[Peter Gozintite]

Wrong bait bruh

 

[WhiteMamba]

The same amount of NC trophies Oregon possesses is the same amount of accidents you've been in. Grow the fuck up.

Don't you have a bottle to be tending to?

 

[Codaxx]

too early..

 

[outofyourmind]

Hey, he was only going 20 mph.

 

[Tharvot]

 

[HuskerinBig10]

I got you figured out Mamba. You are an attention whore. You seem to get jealous if people's threads get responses so you make threads about the same thing.

You did it with the trivia threads, now you are doing it again by ElTexan being whacked by another driver. You could have just put this in his thread, but nope. You need attention so you create another thread and then when no one posts, you bump it, because you need attention.

 

[7Samurai13]

Hey, he was only going 20 mph.

20 mph in the PAC is 50 mph in the Big12. Just check Mariotta's speeding ticket last year. PAC mistakes kph for mph.

 

[Wild Turkey]

LOL the people getting bent out of shape...it's the fucking off season and we need entertainment (even if it is marginal).

 

[WhiteMamba]

I got you figured out Mamba. You are an attention whore. You seem to get jealous if people's threads get responses so you make threads about the same thing.

You did it with the trivia threads, now you are doing it again by ElTexan being whacked by another driver. You could have just put this in his thread, but nope. You need attention so you create another thread and then when no one posts, you bump it, because you need attention.

And it bothers you so much you have to take time out of your day and get all up in my mentions.

Eat shit bitch.

 

[KansasSooner]

Next time hit a tOSU fan...

 

[WhiteMamba]

Next time hit a tOSU fan...

I tried but I ended up losing my vehicle due to excessive damage. Not a scratch on theirs.

 

[trojanfan12]

LOL the people getting bent out of shape...it's the fucking off season and we need entertainment (even if it is marginal).

Yeah, looks like some folks don't understand what a spoof thread is.

 

[KansasSooner]

Yeah, looks like some folks don't understand what a spoof thread is.

A SportsHoopla tradition since...well hell I don't know when, but it is, take my word for it.

 

[outofyourmind]

Yeah, looks like some folks don't understand what a spoof thread is.

There are A LOT of those people around here.

 

[TheDayMan]

Jesus, some of you need to pull sticks out of your asses...

 

[WhiteMamba]

When I have a Fusky, Trojan, Awwburn TigerEagle, and a pair of Sooners backing me I can rest easy.

My soul is in the clear here.

 

[7Samurai13]

When I have a Fusky, Trojan, Awwburn TigerEagle, and a pair of Sooners backing me I can rest easy.

My soul is in the clear here.

Maybe that just shows you how wrong you are.