My first job, I was a life guard. We had a thunder storm and they told me I had to go to the top of a water slide to cut down an umbrella that had been duct taped up there because “it would get ruined in the rain.” So I went to the top of a lightning rod to cut off a lightning rod. Lightning hit the beach 50 yards away. I threw the umbrella into the pool went down the slide, stopped before hitting the water, mother fucked every one of them for telling me to do it.
Still better than picking up used condoms and telling people to having sex in a public pool.
Were you a perv like I was when I did some life guarding? The pool house was surrounded by big bushes and I found a teeny hole in the siding that I could peek through and see the girl's locker room. I moved all the supplies over to that corner of the building and I was frequently complimented by the customers how responsible I was because I was always making sure everything was perfectly supplied. I could only sneak about 20 seconds of peeking at a time but it was worth it often enough that I volunteered to work some extra shifts. I was damn lucky I never got caught.