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Grant Cohn is an Idiot

Crimsoncrew

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He finally pushed me to it. I had to dedicate a thread to it. His most recent drivel:

Trent Baalke’s draft GPA - Inside the 49ers

Some thoughts on this gem.

1st round – 11th pick: Anthony Davis. Baalke traded up two spots, costing the Niners a fourth round pick, for 20-year old right tackle expected to start right away. Stunk right away, of course. Improved, and could be one of the best right tackles in the league in his prime. He’s certainly athletic enough, and he’ better than the next RT drafted in 2010 – Bryan Bulaga. Grade: B+.

While I think Davis still has loads of potential, a B+ at this juncture is very generous. It's also highly doubtful that he's better than Bulaga right now. Not to mention that we traded up for him, and missed out on Earl Thomas and JPP (granted not a great fit in our system) in the process.

6th round – 182nd pick: Nate Byham. Baalke drafted him to be a blocking tight end and missed out on stud wideout Antonio Brown, whom the Steelers drafted 13 picks later. Byham tore his knee up the first day of training trying to catch a pass in the flat with no one around him. Grade: D-.

There seems to be a recurring thread in this article: it wasn't a good pick because a guy who went shortly thereafter was better. That's an idiotic way to evaluate late-round draft picks. It has some merit early on, but late-round picks are all a crap shoot. As for Byham, he was a 6th round pick who, in his rookie season, was looking like one of the better blocking TEs in the league. He was versatile enough to line up in the backfield, and even caught a few balls. The only reason he didn't play a big part in the offense this year is because he tore his ACL. D-? Ok.

7th round – 224th pick: Phillip Adams. Played 13 games as rookie, but broke his ankle at the end of the season and got cut the following training camp. Baalke missed Cal CB Syd’Quan Thompson, whom the Broncos drafted 1 pick later. Apparently Baalke doesn’t watch Cal games. Grade: D.

Adams was a late-7th rounder who looked like he might contend to be our nickel back before he was injured. He later went on to play a fairly significant role with the Pats for several weeks last season. Not a great player by any means, but for that pick? He's still in the league. That's at least a C. It's even more curious that Cohn complains about not taking Thompson, a guy who has done little and, applying the Byham standard, must surely rate in the D range himself as he missed last season with an injury.

No major complaints about the 2011 review. Cohn's probably a bit generous there, but he's pretty indecisive about anyone who's even slightly questionable. A+ seems high for Culliver using Cohn's approach, though, when Richard Sherman is already looking like a good starting CB and was drafted quite a bit later.
 

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I really don't even pay attention to his work anymore.
 

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Dumb statements by him. Byham didn't even play last year and therefore shouldn't count. It's funny that he blasts Baalke for not taking Antonio Brown like he knew he was going to be a stud. Every team (including the Steelers) let him go 6 in a half rounds before picking him. That's a ridiculous argument.

As far as the Phillip Adams argument goes, how many players in the 7th round work out anyways? What an idiot. He's working his way up to La Canfora's level in terms of idiocy.
 

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First time posting here, just because as a math major it really bothers me he's trying to use math to explain something when he understand so little with even simple math. To assign equal value for grading purposes for the later like 6th and 7th as the earlier round like 1 to 4 is incredibly idiotic. It's like a college professor saying oh you got an F on one of your homework, and an A on your finals, so your average grade is gonna be C. The 2.9 GPA doesn't properly reflect the fairness of the individual grades. It's equivalent to an English teacher who flunk his math classes giving his students letter grades on each journal entry, each essay, each midterm, and each final and saying they all weight the same so you just average it out for your overall grade.
 

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Cohn has been pretty off with some of his articles lately and he's starting to rank right up there with his father.

He had an article the other day examining Alex Smith on 3rd downs which is fine in theory but the only problem is he included all of our 3rd down plays even the ones where we ran the ball. If you're going to examine Smith on 3rd downs than it's probably a good idea to take the plays where he passed the ball.

I never liked analyzing a draft by who was gotten later especially in the late rounds. I mean I guess every team should get an F for their 6th round picks because they didn't take Antonio Brown.

And complaining about 7th round picks? Those are picks that typically barely make the team and if they do it's as special teamers. So if your 7th round pick not only makes the team but contributes more to than just ST than I would consider that a good 7th round choice.
 

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i wonder what his wonderlic score is...
 

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hey, his Aprils Fools article was late, blame the editor.
 

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I was going to resurrect this thread after reading that this weekend. Hilarious. Jesus. I could live with Fleener at 30, though it's not my preference. Trading up to 17? WTF???
 

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Ive been thinking of starting a Grant Cohn post for some time. Honestly, I pretty much skip Press Democrat articles and posts now - which is sad because the PD has always had superior writers. Grant's ignorance and incompetence is an insult to legitimate young writers whose dads didn't work for the publication. BTW, I actually like Lowell, even though he's a bit bombastic at times.
 

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Glad he's not our GM.........

Trade up to grab a TE who would only be the second best TE on our team........

Like CC I could live with the pick at 30 depending on the board at the time but we'd have to be crazy to trade up to grab him.

Saying he should be a top 10 pick is just absolutely nuts and he way overvalues him.
 

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Glad he's not our GM.........

Trade up to grab a TE who would only be the second best TE on our team........

Like CC I could live with the pick at 30 depending on the board at the time but we'd have to be crazy to trade up to grab him.

Saying he should be a top 10 pick is just absolutely nuts and he way overvalues him.

Amen:pray2:
 

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No shit, He spent part of yesterday on twitter going on and on about how Blackmon will suck because of his comparables to the bass fisherman.
 

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He is devoting today to Jarius Wright is better than Kendall Wright.
 

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but think he said Jarius Wright in the 3rd, so i took it as better value than Kendall in the 1st.

"He’s a first-round talent and a better player than the other Wright."
-Cohn on Jarius
 
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