HawkeyeHater
Not a drunk
Im gotta drive from omaha back to dakota city then its drinky time..
I am so fucked right now!!!!!!
Would skip every single one of my relatives weddings if they were today
On my way to a grad party in a few minutes. Free food/full bar.
I'm gonna eat/drink and run tho. I wanna warch the game at home..
One of my relatives thought today would be a great day for a wedding.
That starts a half hour before kick.
Oh fuck.......
fyl sir.......fyl
Yes sir, exactly.
Might get creative though. Give my two year old a bunch of candy on the way down there so he goes batshit during ceremony. I'll be forced to take him out to the vehicle and tune in on AM radio.
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Yes sir, exactly.
Might get creative though. Give my two year old a bunch of candy on the way down there so he goes batshit during ceremony. I'll be forced to take him out to the vehicle and tune in on AM radio.
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