HawkeyeHater
Not a drunk
Im gotta drive from omaha back to dakota city then its drinky time..
I am so fucked right now!!!!!!
Would skip every single one of my relatives weddings if they were today
On my way to a grad party in a few minutes. Free food/full bar.
I'm gonna eat/drink and run tho. I wanna warch the game at home..
One of my relatives thought today would be a great day for a wedding.
That starts a half hour before kick.
Oh fuck.......
fyl sir.......fyl
Yes sir, exactly.
Might get creative though. Give my two year old a bunch of candy on the way down there so he goes batshit during ceremony. I'll be forced to take him out to the vehicle and tune in on AM radio.
Yes sir, exactly.
Might get creative though. Give my two year old a bunch of candy on the way down there so he goes batshit during ceremony. I'll be forced to take him out to the vehicle and tune in on AM radio.