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dash

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Oh my...

Even before the horn at GM Place officially ended the Canucks' season Tuesday night, a dejected fan placed Roberto Luongo for sale on Craigslist:

“Sulking, belligerent and grossly over-rated goaltender who can’t stop a beach ball, seeks new gig,” reads the notice posted at 8:47 p.m., as Game 6 in the NHL playoff second-round series wound down to a painful end.

The “job wanted” ad was posted with the headline “Goalie will play for pasta, hair gel and $7.5 million,” and left no doubt about who this fan blamed for the Canucks' performance Tuesday.

“I promise to be the same self-absorbed bad team guy I have always been. Pay me my $7.5 M annual salary no matter how bad I play," it read.

“I will be golfing tomorrow and every day for quite some time.

“You can still reach me on my hotline: Louie 1-555-SUCK.”


Read more: Dejected Canucks fan puts Luongo up for sale on Craigslist


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jstewismybastardson

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who said vancouver was a goalie graveyard ???
 

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Awesome. Still doesn't beat the Seattle Seahawks NFC Championship hot dog on ebay a few years ago though, lol!
 
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