Gifs as metaphor

[forty_three]

Who needs gifs and metaphors when you have this:
Blue Jackets Score a Bizarre Goal vs Montreal | Back Row Sports

So, they skate down the ice, pass, get open, shoot and get nothing.

On this play, Nikitin falls on his face trying to shoot, Boll flails around on his ass in the crease and Anisimov blindly slaps at the puck... goal.


Jesus tapdancing Christ, Nikitin. Someone gif just the part with him fucking up that shot for me, please?

 

[forty_three]

Oh good. Thank you Internets.

There's Datsyukian moves and there's Nikitian moves.

 

[elocomotive]

Oh good. Thank you Internets.

There's Datsyukian moves and there's Nikitian moves.

And thus it joins the pantheon of SportsHoopla terms.

I couldn't stop laughing at that video - the shot attempt is hilarious in and of itself, but the way it all ended was just crazy. Maybe a top 5 weirdest goal of all-time.

 

[forty_three]

And thus it joins the pantheon of SportsHoopla terms.

I couldn't stop laughing at that video - the shot attempt is hilarious in and of itself, but the way it all ended was just crazy. Maybe a top 5 weirdest goal of all-time.

I was in the family room watching the game and Mrs 43 was up in the loft on her laptop. I yelled out "OH JESUS CHRIST!" when Nikitin fell. And then the goal horn went off.

She was like "You're yelling at goals now?"

I just sat there, mouth open for a minute. I told her she just had to see it for herself.

 

[HuskerCradle2Grave]

I was in the family room watching the game and Mrs 43 was up in the loft on her laptop. I yelled out "OH JESUS CHRIST!" when Nikitin fell. And then the goal horn went off.

She was like "You're yelling at goals now?"

I just sat there, mouth open for a minute. I told her she just had to see it for herself.

I use that line on women frequently myself...

 

[KennyBanyeah]

The Sens in early afternoon games.

 

[HuskerCradle2Grave]

The Sens in early afternoon games.

Laughed so hard it hurt...

 

[KennyBanyeah]

Whenver it looks like the Sens might start climbing the standings.

 

[puckhead]

Corey Perry. not a metaphor, just a twat.

http://SportsHoopla.com/1d7vRIo

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

Red Wings in a shootout:

 

[Winged_Wheel88]

The Detroit Lions:

 

[thedddd]

This is how Matt Niskanen in particular has looked in every game I've watched.

Good One.

I really wanted to use this for the Penguins but there is no GIF that I could find:

 

[puckhead]

kermit = refs
bunny = canucks

 

[Cobiemonster]

Buffalo Sabres season:

 

[elocomotive]

Buffalo Sabres season:

Man, it exploded right in his "nards."

 

[mattola]

Canucks scored only one goal again

 

[dash]

Calgary Stampeders yesterday:

 

[KennyBanyeah]

ARRGGGGHHH...my groin!!

 

[dare2be]

Canucks scored only one goal again

Just like the Pens the last 4 of 5 games...

 

[KennyBanyeah]

The Senators defense corps (minus Karlsson and Methot)...