GDT Sam Houstons @ Champs 8/26

[Stokes1931]

Cabrera ss
Keppinger 2b
Beltran rf
Ross cf
Belt lf
Tejada 3b
DeRosa 1b
Stewart c
Bumgarner p

Well, at least Aubrey sits. But no Panda? And Ross at cleanup? And isn't DeRosa supposed to be like, dead or something?

Looks like another offensive glut tonight. Sharpen your scorecard pencils, boys.

 

[ColinCoby]

Cabrera ss-Bench player
Keppinger 2b
Beltran rf
Ross cf-Horrible numbers since the All Star Break
Belt lf
Tejada 3b-God Damn he sucks
DeRosa 1b-Dead? No, but it's like looking at the lineup and seeing the name Aurilia. Wha?
Stewart c-Whiteside's fault.
Bumgarner p


Yeah, I'm feeling optimistic.

 

[OzzieGiant]

Wow - what is the BA for that lot I am way too scared to look it up.

 

[CameronFrye]

Wow. So what you're saying by posting that lineup is that Cranium called Bumgarner into his office, closed the door, and told the kid that unless he threw a complete-game shutout, the Giants would not have a chance of winning.

That is the shittiest lineup I have seen all year.

 

[SF11704]

The 10 worst lineups ever no-hit

Some of them look better than us ... God - please help us - or put us out of our misery

 

[sfsportsfan]

im not sure i want to even go anymore tonight. doesnt seem worth the drive

 

[tzill]

Giants are hitting .315 vs. Happ. Beltran with ownage. Asstros hitting .387 off Bum, but nobody with any significant ABs...extreme SSS.

Fuck those guys; 6-1 good guys.

 

[calsnowskier]

Giants are hitting .315 vs. Happ. Beltran with ownage. Asstros hitting .387 off Bum, but nobody with any significant ABs...extreme SSS.

Fuck those guys; 6-1 good guys.

Someone needs to do a study of what the Giants record is when you make these predictions...

Can't be good...

 

[calsnowskier]

DeRo MUST be done if they are putting him at 1B over Belt.

Why is he even around? DFA him and call up Christian...

 

[Stokes1931]

Wow - what is the BA for that lot I am way too scared to look it up.

Well, only 2 of the 9 are hitting north of .250

But, since you asked.....

This lineup is hitting .233

FWIW, last season when the Fish DFA'ed Ross, he was hitting .265/.316/.405 with 11 HR and 58 RBI.

This year, he is hitting .235/.320/.382 and he is our cleanup guy?

Oh, and we are starting two players (yeah, one is MadBum) hitting below .200, with a third (Steward) on AB away from being below .200.

Zoinks!

 

[Stokes1931]

Someone needs to do a study of what the Giants record is when you make these predictions...

Can't be good...

My memory, currently in an unpickled state, seems to recall TZill always predicting the opposition only scoring 1 run. Hmmmm.

 

[Stokes1931]

Giants are hitting .315 vs. Happ. Beltran with ownage. Asstros hitting .387 off Bum, but nobody with any significant ABs...extreme SSS.

Fuck those guys; 6-1 good guys.

Yes, but:

Happ comes in 4-14 with an ERA of 6.26

He gives up a homer every 7 innings

He walks 4.76 every 9 innings

He has a 1.66 WHIP

Perfect time for him to flash that Cy Young form.

And isn't this the game where OC goes nuts? Didn't Sabes sign him to hit lefties? Hey, OC, here's a lefty. Now HIT HIM!

 

[gp956]

I'll be out running around a soccer field tonight (no I'm not on any team, I just like to troll soccer leagues), so I'll catch this game on comcast replay later. Worst lineup of the year? Maybe......so Giants should win 10-1.

Go Giants!!!

 

[CameronFrye]

I'll be out running around a soccer field tonight (no I'm not on any team, I just like to troll soccer leagues), so I'll catch this game on comcast replay later. Worst lineup of the year? Maybe......so Giants should win 10-1.

Go Giants!!!

I'm going to be doing the same thing GP!

 

[filosofy29]

Wow. So what you're saying by posting that lineup is that Cranium called Bumgarner into his office, closed the door, and told the kid that unless he threw a complete-game shutout, the Giants would not have a chance of winning.

That is the shittiest lineup I have seen all year.

lol, cam, I think he's been doing that for the last 3 weeks.

 

[OzzieGiant]

Ross, he was hitting .265/.316/.405 with 11 HR and 58 RBI.

Sweet wish we had such a gun bat in our line up.

 

[CameronFrye]

lol, cam, I think he's been doing that for the last 3 weeks.

I'd rep you, but the socialists at SportsHoopla.com want me to share the wealth with other, less-deserving people before I give you more praise.

 

[Stokes1931]

I'd rep you, but the socialists at SportsHoopla.com want me to share the wealth with other, less-deserving people before I give you more praise.

I'll take filo's! I'll take filo's! Rep me so filo's rep can grow!

 

[SFAnthem]

Cabrera ss
Keppinger 2b
Beltran rf
Ross cf
Belt lf
Tejada 3b
DeRosa 1b
Stewart c
Bumgarner p

Well, at least Aubrey sits. But no Panda? And Ross at cleanup? And isn't DeRosa supposed to be like, dead or something?

Looks like another offensive glut tonight. Sharpen your scorecard pencils, boys.

thanks for the tip, mine's been getting worn down from all the "4-3's" I've had to write for Huffer.

*Anyone know if Panda's injury is significant?

 

[TheSaboteur]

OCrap and Keppinger have been in take mode early in their at bats.