Game of Thrones

[Inquisitor95]

No. The ending with Mel was total and complete fucking bullshit.

As if it wasn't hard enough last season to finish to Cersie naked with that nasty bitch behind her saying "shame. shame." here I am in mid-stroke to the hottest bitch on the show when she pulls a bait-n-switch and turns into fifty pounds of shit in a hundred year old, twenty bound bag.

Motherfuck every one who had anything to do with that scene.

Quit whining. You've got plenty of fapping material still.

Now if Dany changes to the Father of Dragons, then maybe I'll take your side.

 

[SFGRTB]

Jon Snow WAS the 998th Lord Captain Commander of the Nights Watch. Was. The oath he took was that his watch ended at his death.

He was always the most like Ned Stark, always would have been the best heir. He tried to shuck his duty and his oath once he heard about Robb, but changed his mind mostly due to honor and upholding his oath.

Tower of Joy is obviously upcoming, which we all expect to have huge ramifications.

I believe Allisair Thorne already forced through his confirmation as 999th LCC, but I didn't pay close enough attention for sure.

So do people think Jon Snow retakes his oath goes back to become the 1000th LCC? Or does he take his leave of the Nights Watch? Or does he retake his LCC title without retaking the oath, and uses that as some sort of dues ex machina for a happy ending that we weren't supposed to see coming?

No, I'm pretty sure Thorne wasn't elected the 999th Lord Commander. They didn't have all the brothers present. What about everyone at Eastwatch by the Sea, or the Shadow Tower? Thorne just took charge as 1st Ranger, acting in command.

I think Jon is done with the Night's Watch. Davos will probably be the guy to make Jon aware of this ("so, uhh btw, you're watch ended in death"). Edd will probably be the 999th Lord Commander and there will never be a 1000th.

Jon won't be done with the Wall though. He'll still be around.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

there better be some kind of repercussion for being dead that long and returning.

You want him to stutter, or have a hairlip, or something?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Quit whining.

You're not the boss of me.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

with this being the final full season before two really short ones.

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, "come again?"

 

[Cave_Johnson]

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary, "come again?"

‘Game of Thrones’ Creators Mull Shorter Final Seasons (EXCLUSIVE)

 

[Inquisitor95]

You want him to stutter, or have a hairlip, or something?

Or the only word he can say is Hodor.

 

[WizardHawk]

You want him to stutter, or have a hairlip, or something?

Memory problem. Temperament. Physical abilities. Something.

 

[chf]

She can't be a Stark and a Faceless Man.

Why not?

 

[Innermind]

there better be some kind of repercussion for being dead that long and returning.

He will experience a James Cameron moment and turn blue.

 

[chf]

No. The ending with Mel was total and complete fucking bullshit.

As if it wasn't hard enough last season to finish to Cersie naked with that nasty bitch behind her saying "shame. shame." here I am in mid-stroke to the hottest bitch on the show when she pulls a bait-n-switch and turns into fifty pounds of shit in a hundred year old, twenty bound bag.

Motherfuck every one who had anything to do with that scene.

Clearly you're not a master level masturbator. Fight through it you pvssy.

 

[NCChiFan]

Time for my weekly, I don't get it post. The show mentions, yet again, that Hudor is 1/2 giant. Having seen Wun Wun now, it begs the question... How do you get a 1/2 giant? Who's mating with who in this venture to procreate a 1/2 giant? Certain things are just not going to work...

 

[Inquisitor95]

I was expecting Thorne to get executed on the spot, not thrown in a cell.

Now interested to see what happened to Hodor to make him the way he is now.

What happened with the Boltons wasn't itself surprising. The how and when of it was. Was wanting Michael Bolton to make a cameo and sing "Said I Loved You But I Lied." Then he would take a sword through the mouth. Oh well.

The Mountain needs to star in a Westeros version of "Friday the 13th."

 

[chf]

Time for my weekly, I don't get it post. The show mentions, yet again, that Hudor is 1/2 giant. Having seen Wun Wun now, it begs the question... How do you get a 1/2 giant? Who's mating with who in this venture to procreate a 1/2 giant? Certain things are just not going to work...

A guy goes fishing in the grand canyon, obviously.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Time for my weekly, I don't get it post. The show mentions, yet again, that Hudor is 1/2 giant. Having seen Wun Wun now, it begs the question... How do you get a 1/2 giant? Who's mating with who in this venture to procreate a 1/2 giant? Certain things are just not going to work...

Maybe a full giant had micro peen?

 

[SFGRTB]

I was expecting Thorne to get executed on the spot, not thrown in a cell.

Now interested to see what happened to Hodor to make him the way he is now.

What happened with the Boltons wasn't itself surprising. The how and when of it was. Was wanting Michael Bolton to make a cameo and sing "Said I Loved You But I Lied." Then he would take a sword through the mouth. Oh well.

The Mountain needs to star in a Westeros version of "Friday the 13th."

Michael Bolton is clearly the worst Bolton of them all, they're saving the reveal is all.

 

[Inquisitor95]

Clearly you're not a master level masturbator. Fight through it you pvssy.

Now that I think about it, we should cut him some slack.

He's depressed that he can't wank it to Fat Walda any more.

 

[Cave_Johnson]

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That's an insult to Hitler man. Not cool.

 

[Superbelt]

A guy goes fishing in the grand canyon, obviously.

Crawls up in there, rubs one out, then re-births himself and run?

 

[night]

What happened to Hodor that made him only able to say Hodor? I feel like there was something mentioned about him getting kicked in the head by a horse.