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Did your team just come up one win short of clutching and hoisting the Stanley Cup? We're here to help.
Hi. I'm Elocomotive. Noted classhole and expert on playoff failure. As a lifetime Washington Capitals' fan, I've seen some of the most ridiculous 3-1 series collapses you could ever witness. I know just what you're going through.
Here at the LSAT, myself and fellow Capitals' fans will help you get through those critical hours after a big loss because we've been there and can understand. Well, not exactly, we've never even won a game in the Cup Finals, but we certainly know pain. Cubs' fans feel sorry for us.
Vancouver fans - Did your team just collapse again in a game 7 with your amazingly skilled players not even showing up for the series? We've been watching Alex Semin and Mike Green for years and can relate. We'll help you push through and look forward to your next Cup Finals appearance in 2028.
Bruins fans - Only two Cups since WWII and few given there were only six teams in the lea....wait? really? Six teams? Okay, that sucks. Still, you can take solace in the fact that you're still getting #1 picks for last-picked-for-kickball Phil Kessel and Tim Thomas is only in his fifth for season so he should... 37? Really? I gotta research these things better.
So come online and talk it out before you hang yourself from the rafters of your local hockey arena. While you may be in pain, remember it's only a sport. We're sure there are failures in your personal, professional, and dating life that far outweigh the failures of your local sports team!
Talk to Capitals' fans - well practiced experts on failure. No matter how bad things are, you're always better than us! If you feel uncomfortable talking to Eastern Conference fans, some Sharks' fans will be on standby as well.
Hi. I'm Elocomotive. Noted classhole and expert on playoff failure. As a lifetime Washington Capitals' fan, I've seen some of the most ridiculous 3-1 series collapses you could ever witness. I know just what you're going through.
Here at the LSAT, myself and fellow Capitals' fans will help you get through those critical hours after a big loss because we've been there and can understand. Well, not exactly, we've never even won a game in the Cup Finals, but we certainly know pain. Cubs' fans feel sorry for us.
Vancouver fans - Did your team just collapse again in a game 7 with your amazingly skilled players not even showing up for the series? We've been watching Alex Semin and Mike Green for years and can relate. We'll help you push through and look forward to your next Cup Finals appearance in 2028.
Bruins fans - Only two Cups since WWII and few given there were only six teams in the lea....wait? really? Six teams? Okay, that sucks. Still, you can take solace in the fact that you're still getting #1 picks for last-picked-for-kickball Phil Kessel and Tim Thomas is only in his fifth for season so he should... 37? Really? I gotta research these things better.
So come online and talk it out before you hang yourself from the rafters of your local hockey arena. While you may be in pain, remember it's only a sport. We're sure there are failures in your personal, professional, and dating life that far outweigh the failures of your local sports team!
Talk to Capitals' fans - well practiced experts on failure. No matter how bad things are, you're always better than us! If you feel uncomfortable talking to Eastern Conference fans, some Sharks' fans will be on standby as well.
