Game 3

[gp956]

whew..... that one wore me out a bit

 

[Heathbar012]

Whoooooohooooooo!

 

[filosofy29]

TEH SQUIRTGUN!!!!!

 

[SF11704]

THANK YOU

 

[Robotech]

Yesssss Sir!!! Thank you, Matt Cain!!!

 

[gp956]

btw, they changed utley's error to a hit for Sanchez.....bad call - error all the way

 

[msgkings322]

More awesomeness from Nolan:

Wow he was cruising and just that fast he lost it. That is mystifying.

Only to you, Nolan. Only to you.

It's official, he's not pretending to be dumb at baseball to troll. He just is.

 

[Heathbar012]

Cmon Cainer, one more great pitch and then you're done for the day.

Yup. Those last three at bats definitely clinched it. Who pinch hits? Panda? Ishikawa? I'm assuming Madson is coming in. Or Contreras.

 

[msgkings322]

Gotta pull Cain now, don't you?

I'm a genius. Whoops.

I'll take it!

 

[filosofy29]

There are no leaks in Cain's spinkster!!!!!

Booyah!

 

[msgkings322]

Yesssss Sir!!! Thank you, Matt Cain!!!

I'm looking forward to Tito's explanation of how Cain fucked it up again.

 

[msgkings322]

Let's get some insurance runs so it's not torture anymore today.

 

[SF11704]

Cain can't finish because he has no heart, he's a sub 500 pitcher, it's getting darker and he can't pitch at night, he's not a big game COMPLETE pitcher, his name doesn't end in EZ, he's got a big butt .......... did I miss any?

 

[gp956]

That's two FPOM by Uribe

 

[msgkings322]

"Uribe and the FPOM" - A kids book for our time

 

[gp956]

Let's get some insurance runs so it's not torture anymore today.

Dude.... it's three nothing - don't get greedy.

 

[msgkings322]

Cain can't finish because he has no heart, he's a sub 500 pitcher, it's getting darker and he can't pitch at night, he's not a big game COMPLETE pitcher, his name doesn't end in EZ, he's got a big butt .......... did I miss any?

Also doesn't compete.

And threw a ton of pitches.

And FIRE SABEAN

 

[msgkings322]

Dude.... it's three nothing - don't get greedy.

Why, that'll mess up your omniscience from earlier in the thread?

 

[Heathbar012]

Cain can't finish because he has no heart, he's a sub 500 pitcher, it's getting darker and he can't pitch at night, he's not a big game COMPLETE pitcher, his name doesn't end in EZ, he's got a big butt .......... did I miss any?

That should about cover it. .

 

[gp956]

Cain can't finish because he has no heart, he's a sub 500 pitcher, it's getting darker and he can't pitch at night, he's not a big game COMPLETE pitcher, his name doesn't end in EZ, he's got a big butt .......... did I miss any?

and if you don't believe me you're either a Nazi, or brainwashed by the families of Schierholtz and Frandsen who control the local media.