Florida Panthers to Portland?

[sabresfaninthesouth]

I would imagine skating on urine based ice would be difficult. The older players might have difficulty starting and stopping.

Probably a good way to cut down on diving though.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

Probably a good way to cut down on diving though.

Marchand would still dive ... maybe even more

 

[dash]

I don't think we need any other reasons for Jumbo Joe to whip his out, do we?

 

[mattola]

we are so immature



































pee pee

 

[dash]

And if that wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and his friends took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities...



This way to the cafeteria.

 

[Ties5o11]

Ugh, nothing against Portland, but I'd rather see Seattle or Milwaukee get a franchise before them.

 

[Comeds]

There is just no way I trust Milwaukee's water supply.

 

[juliansteed]

I just don't think Maine has the population to support an NHL team, plus Portland is only a few hours from Boston.

 

[dash]

I just don't think Maine has the population to support an NHL team, plus Portland is only a few hours from Boston.

I sense an East Coast bias in this post.

 

[juliansteed]

I sense an East Coast bias in this post.

I'm only about a 3.5 hour drive away from THAT Portland.

 

[KennyBanyeah]

I like ya Julian. I've always liked ya. Best goddam bartender from Timbuktu to Portland, Maine... or Portland, Oregon for that matter.

 

[thedddd]

I would imagine skating on urine based ice would be difficult. The older players might have difficulty starting and stopping.

Snowing the goalie would be MUCH more entertaining.

 

[sabresfaninthesouth]

Snowing the goalie would be MUCH more entertaining.

I'm surprised Bettman hasn't thought about it.

Goalies wouldn't want to butterfly so much (or worse still, a Hasek style), so scoring should go up.

Probably more PPs too since everyone would be trying to trip the other guys into the pee pee.