Series Thread: First Round - Toronto Maple Leafs vs. Tampa Bay Lightning

[forty_three]

“Guys we can’t rely on Wes McCauley until at least game 6. What do we do?”

*Kucherov raises hand*

"I fall down, pretend hurt, draw penalty. Then skate through whole team and score"

 

[forty_three]

Rude. He's just trying to ask about his car's warranty.

 

[jstewismybastardson]

I dont think I ever shared this "cool story bro" story (dash may enjoy it since it involves 2 of his faves) but a friend of mine knows Milan Lucic (all the Serbs from Vancouver who have family that played in the NHL are pretty much incestual lol). Way back when both Looch and Maroon played for the Oilers, after a game they were in Vancouver, my friend arranged it so he would go down to the Coilers dressing room with his young son and see Looch. My friend has this picture he ended up taking of Looch, Maroon and his son. And Maroon looks like he was in tears. Turns out during that game v the Canucks, Maroons wife called him and left a message on his phone that she was leaving him.

 

[forty_three]

I dont think I ever shared this "cool story bro" story (dash may enjoy it since it involves 2 of his faves) but a friend of mine knows Milan Lucic (all the Serbs from Vancouver who have family that played in the NHL are pretty much incestual lol). Way back when both Looch and Maroon played for the Oilers, after a game they were in Vancouver, my friend arranged it so he would go down to the Coilers dressing room with his young son and see Looch. My friend has this picture he ended up taking of Looch, Maroon and his son. And Maroon looks like he was in tears. Turns out during that game v the Canucks, Maroons wife called him and left a message on his phone that she was leaving him.

So is this why Maroon blows kisses to random women in the crowd?

 

[mattola]

 

[naslundfan19]

 

[Bloody Brian Burke]

 

[dash]

What about Point, Elliotte?

 

[esls79]

Will Perry get a hat trick tonight or only 2 goals?

 

[tsawchuk]

Go Leafs! (I actually said that? Those words would take decades to leave my lips)

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Whoo

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Un-whoo...

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Whoo

 

[dash]

Kucherov has turned into quite the stupid hockey player...

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

Un-whoo

 

[forty_three]

Kucherov has turned into quite the stupid hockey player...

You're just noticing it because your team hasn't played against him a lot.

He's not Tom Wilson levels of "You don't need to do that" but he's close. If he just shut the fuck up and played hockey he'd be a legend.

 

[dash]

You're just noticing it because your team hasn't played against him a lot.

He's not Tom Wilson levels of "You don't need to do that" but he's close. If he just shut the fuck up and played hockey he'd be a legend.

Yeah, probably. The stupid part was playing a huge role in the Leafs player crashing into Vasy. If the Tampa goalie gets hurt, that's likely the series.

 

[Used 2 B Hu]

If the Tampa goalie gets hurt, that's likely the series.

 

[naslundfan19]

And Tampa has the lead. There might be a veggie joke in there, but I can’t come up with it.

 

[dash]

And Tampa has the lead. There might be a veggie joke in there, but I can’t come up with it.

Nobody was able to beet you to the punch. Lettuce see if the Leafs can tie things up.