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Favorite quotes from the playoffs so far.

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Nicklas Lidstrom (after being nominated for the Norris again)

"It's always special. I've won a couple of these."
 

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Charlie Graves, the man charged with throwing an octopus...



"It is a 50-something-odd-year tradition," Graves said. "I feel the city of Detroit takes pride in their tradition, and if the (NHL) commissioner thinks we are going to go down without a fight, he is wrong."

..."I pleaded not guilty, of course," Graves said. "I'm going to fight for this tradition. And so, I have to come back in July for a trial, and I'll be lawyered up."
 

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Barry Trotz:

I went for a long walk in Vancouver and I was out by Stanley Park and I was walking to a restaurant and there's two young guys sitting on the bench and they go, 'Excuse me, you look like the coach of the Predators.' And I said, 'No, that's insulting. I think he's ugly.' And I walked away.
 

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Barry Trotz:

I went for a long walk in Vancouver and I was out by Stanley Park and I was walking to a restaurant and there's two young guys sitting on the bench and they go, 'Excuse me, you look like the coach of the Predators.' And I said, 'No, that's insulting. I think he's ugly.' And I walked away.

lol...
 

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"Are you serious? Another game on tonnight? When are we going to catch up with Fringe and Nikita on the DVR?"

Mrs. McDizzle during round 1
 

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Barry Trotz

"The harder it gets — it might sound sick — but we get really good when it gets hard"
 

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there is a campaign to get Bieksa on twitter

his top 20 quotes ... some good ones from the playoffs below

1.On Ryan Kesler’s clothing line: “Proceeds go to a translator for Alex Burrows.”

2.On dealing blackjack at the annual Dice & Ice fundraiser: “I don’t think anybody left my table sober so I consider that a victory.”

3.On the difference between Roberto Luongo and Markus Naslund as captains: “Roberto’s a goalie, Markus is a winger.”
4.On how a new captain is chosen: “There’s a secret society that just comes and picks somebody randomly.” –
5.On Ryan Kesler’s crooked pinky: “Some sort of birth defect I think. I think that’s what Americans do when you steal something at a young age, they break your pinky finger.”

6.On his postgame ritual: “After the game I do a little bike ride, lift some weights and work on the biceps, go home and trim the chest, then go for a run on the seawall.”

7.On Joel Quenneville’s Moustache: “Very intimidating. Our coach is very clean shaven and we have to skate by that duster all the time.”

8.On letting Alex Edler monitor the dressing room clock: “He gets this now. He’ll get comfortable with it and next year maybe he can mix in the secret handshake.”
9.On the Canucks’ many redheads: “It seems like that’s what they’re targeting in the summer. It’s not really who’s best for our team, it’s who’s got red hair.”
10.On Alex Burrows: “He lightens up the room. Sometimes we laugh when he’s not even trying to tell a joke.”
11.On his ringtone: “I’m not like Kesler, who has the rap music or Burrows, who has the Celine Dion. Mine is pretty standard.”
12.On skirting a question: “I’m actually running for Mayor of Grimsby so I’ve got to be politically correct with everything I say.”
13.On potentially playing in Montreal: “I’m 6 inches too tall to be signed right now.”

14.On his degree in Finance: “I don’t think we have the smartest team in the league. We’ve got guys like Hordichuk and Burrows who I think can use a little advice.”
15.On ex-teammate Matt Cooke: “I was happy for Cookie when he won the cup. He barely got it over his head though. I don’t know if he’s hurt or not hitting the gym as much.”

16.On Roberto Luongo going down after taking a high shot in practice: “There’s no referee, I don’t know why he was trying to draw a penalty.”

17.On John Scott: “If a 6-foot-8 guy who can’t skate asks to fight, you say no, then skate around him and score a goal.”
18.On John Scott, again: “I was told when I was a rookie and a guy who wasn’t playing much to not bother the regulars. That’s the advice he should take.”

19.On Pekka Rinne, in response to Farhan Lalji asking how good he is: “As good as your haircut.”
20.On Dustin Byfuglien’s net presence: “It’s hard to move 275 pounds of loose meat.”
 

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there is a campaign to get Bieksa on twitter

his top 20 quotes ... some good ones from the playoffs below


20.On Dustin Byfuglien’s net presence: “It’s hard to move 275 pounds of loose meat.”

I don't see what the big deal is, a pack of Camels usually did the trick for Mario...
 

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Bieksa (on how calm rookie Tanev looked)


"He could of played the whole game with a cigarette in his mouth."
 

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I don't know if I would consider that 'bulletin board material' for the B's, I mean it's game 6 of the Stanley Cup finals, you shouldn't need any extra motivation.
 
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