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bravesfan

simpobissible=making the simple into impossible
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I think I outdid myself this time with "Crosby Sweaters"

For those that don't get it, look up "Cosby Sweater" in the Urban Dictionary

What are some more funny team names that SportsHoopla hockey fans have come up with?
 

Nasty_Magician

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Harrison Ford
The Christ Punchers
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters
 

forty_three

Stance: Goofy
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Heartless Alfies.
The Ugly Druries
Hatchsquatch and the Capitols
 

Nasty_Magician

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Winner...

/Oh, I'm not here with these fellas; I've got a pig in competition over at the livestock pavilion, and I am going to win that blue ribbon.

Severely underrated movie. Tails of a bit at the end but I watch it anytime it's on.
 

IPostedWhat

I'm So High Right Now
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1. Subban'ed for Life

2. Epic Neal Time

3. What About Bobrovsky?

4. Nightmare On Helm Street

5. Dude Brooks Laich A Lady

6. 2 Fasth 2 Furious

7. Keep Calm and Bergeron

8. Semin Stains

9. Molten Slava

10. Here For the Letang Bang

11. That Krug Really Tied the Room Together

12. Kneel Before Saad

13. Zidlicky my Clitsome

14. The Kreider House Rules

15. Voodoo Dowells

16. Boll Movements

17. Postma Always Rings Twice

18. Drouin it to Win it

19. The Kessel Run

20. Jonathan Quick and the Dead

21. Kane I Get a Hell Yeah?

22. Zajac of All Trades

23. Doughty Little Secret

24. MacKin-N-Out Burger

25. Bryzlly Bears

26. No Reimer Reason

27. Lucic and Chong

28. Bure'd Lines

29. Parenteau Guidance

30. To The Five Burrows

31. Streit Outta Compton

32. Dirty Raskals

33. Zucker Punched

34. You Me And Dupuis

35. Krugs Not Drugs

36. Clarknado

36 Best Fantasy Hockey Names For 2013-2014
 

dash

Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy bacon
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For 43:

The Good, the Bad, and the Drury
Snork and his Jiggy McGigglePants
 

KennyBanyeah

Buckle up!!
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Crosby's Still Trash and Young :hockeysmile:
 

KennyBanyeah

Buckle up!!
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Penguins Breasts Need Malkin

Iginla Left in Bruins
 

KennyBanyeah

Buckle up!!
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Bend Over this won't Hertl
 

puckhead

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I was quite proud of my 'Monster Ballards' from a couple of years ago
 

Dacks

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I'm "Letangry Birds" - totally stole that from a website.

Best from my pool a few years back was "Captain Cammallieri's Yandle-in"
 

elocomotive

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Winner...

/Oh, I'm not here with these fellas; I've got a pig in competition over at the livestock pavilion, and I am going to win that blue ribbon.

LOL. I love that line.
 

Winged_Wheel88

ND 14 UM 45
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Crosby's Still Trash and Young :hockeysmile:

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Gooch1034

Fuck off!
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