Fantasy Football Thread

[Desert Glory]

Watch Dweeber beat me down...

BTW, I'm gonna do power rankings every week except after week 1 since there's no point of power rankings after one matchup.

I'm gonna post in the comments about how much you suck at writing to give you that authentic feeling like you write for ESPN.

 

[Arizona_Sting]

I'm gonna post in the comments about how much you suck at writing to give you that authentic feeling like you write for ESPN.

I need to get drunk to have the skills that ESPN writers do.... my power rankings will be terrific. Better than DG. People call my fantasy football blog 'The Lion Sting' it will be up shortly.

 

[Orange602]

I need to get drunk to have the skills that ESPN writers do.... my power rankings will be terrific. Better than DG. People call my fantasy football blog 'The Lion Sting' it will be up shortly.

What the hell are you talking about? Stop hanging out with Jahii.

 

[Desert Glory]

The Lion Sting sounds like an STD you get from Miley Cyrus.

 

[Arizona_Sting]

What the hell are you talking about? Stop hanging out with Jahii.

Dude, I can honestly say I've lost brain cells trying to decode some of Jahii's posts... it's starting to have a serious affect on my body. Jahii syndrome is what it should be called, and I'm developing it. Thank god I'm in the early stages... we just need to ban him for a week and I'll be back to full strength!

 

[Arizona_Sting]

The Lion Sting sounds like an STD you get from Miley Cyrus.

You would know about STD's wouldn't you, ya filthy slut.

 

[Desert Glory]

You would know about STD's wouldn't you, ya filthy slut.

The more it burns, the better it feels.

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

The Bills and Browns Gms were helping me during the draft, I think they did a pretty solid job.

 

[Arizona_Sting]

I still can't get over how hilarious my picture of Mike Zagurski is on my ESPN account... I die everytime I look at it.

 

[Desert Glory]

DG's Week One Predictions

Seattle Glory vs Team Jonas
Despite being injured most of the preseason, expect a big game for A.J. Green. It won't be enough though as Brees destroys Eli on his way to a week one win.

Winner: Seattle Glory


Show Me Your TD's vs Mars Dweeber
My game of the week lives up to the hype and a game only Hollywood can dream up occurs. Game ends in a tie and ironically Mars Dweeber's QB gets the tie breaker for the win.

Winner: Mars Dweeber


Team Kosanke vs Geno 911
RG3 vs Cam, Foster vs Rice, Johnson vs Lacy and White vs Marshall, talk about a firepower match-up. In the end RG3 runs over the Eagles and leads Team Kosanke to victory.

Winner: Team Kosanke


Team Suns7 vs Aaron Hernandez Cleaning Crew
Very evenly matched teams go head to head and the Cardinals D has a big game to keep Team Suns7 close, but in the end Steven Jackson has a big game for the win.

Winner: Aaron Hernandez Cleaning Crew


Team Driaz vs Sherman's Adderall
Sherman's Adderall's receivers come out strong and show why they are so valuable. Jimmy Graham shows why he is in a tier of his own as the leagues best TE and grabs the win for Team Driaz.

Winner: Team Driaz


Orange602 vs Jahii Jahiisqod
2nd year division rivals Wilson and Kaepernick go blow for blow and Peterson gets the big lead for Jahiisqod. In the end Jahiisqod's old age leads to a late burn out and Orange602 come back for the victory.

Winner: Orange602

 

[Desert Glory]

I still can't get over how hilarious my picture of Mike Zagurski is on my ESPN account... I die everytime I look at it.

I actually like to pretend you really are him.

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

Anyone else watching Fox Sports 1 bunch of none hall of famers over there why espn has all the hall of famers lol.

 

[DweeberAZ]

Watch Dweeber beat me down...

BTW, I'm gonna do power rankings every week except after week 1 since there's no point of power rankings after one matchup.

If I end up squeaking past your team first week the power rankings will be obvious.... #1 out of a least 2.

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

I actually like to pretend you really are him.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Arizona_Sting]

Seattle Glory vs Team Jonas
Despite being injured most of the preseason, expect a big game for A.J. Green. It won't be enough though as Brees destroys Eli on his way to a week one win.

Winner: Seattle Glory


Show Me Your TD's vs Mars Dweeber
My game of the week lives up to the hype and a game only Hollywood can dream up occurs. Game ends in a tie and ironically Mars Dweeber's QB gets the tie breaker for the win.

Winner: Mars Dweeber


Team Kosanke vs Geno 911
RG3 vs Cam, Foster vs Rice, Johnson vs Lacy and White vs Marshall, talk about a firepower match-up. In the end RG3 runs over the Eagles and leads Team Kosanke to victory.

Winner: Team Kosanke


Team Suns7 vs Aaron Hernandez Cleaning Crew
Very evenly matched teams go head to head and the Cardinals D has a big game to keep Team Suns7 close, but in the end Steven Jackson has a big game for the win.

Winner: Aaron Hernandez Cleaning Crew


Team Driaz vs Sherman's Adderall
Sherman's Adderall's receivers come out strong and show why they are so valuable. Jimmy Graham shows why he is in a tier of his own as the leagues best TE and grabs the win for Team Driaz.

Winner: Team Driaz


Orange602 vs Jahii Jahiisqod
2nd year division rivals Wilson and Kaepernick go blow for blow and Peterson gets the big lead for Jahiisqod. In the end Jahiisqod's old age leads to a late burn out and Orange602 come back for the victory.

Winner: Orange602

boo, you whore

 

[Desert Glory]

boo, you whore

Did you just quote mean girls?

 

[Arizona_Sting]

Did you just quote mean girls?

On Wednesdays we wear pink

 

[Orange602]

Did you just quote mean girls?

I like to think of this board as an online version of mean girls.

 

[Desert Glory]

I like to think of this board as an online version of mean girls.

You are obviously the one that can tell the weather with her boobs.

 

[Arizona_Sting]

You are obviously the one that can tell the weather with her boobs.

you're the fat chick.... obviously