Fantasy Football Thread

[Arizona_Sting]

Chris Broussard's sources just confirmed that I had one of the greatest fantasy drafts ever.

Damn... Broussard, Law AND Babby like your team? You're going places.

 

[Orange602]

Damn... Broussard, Law AND Babby like your team? You're going places.

Kevin Towers and Robert Sarver also like it.

 

[Orange602]

"I love Orange's team. It's full of gritty players. And by gritty, I mean the type of players that you can count on to never give up. The type of players who will give you their last ounces of water in the middle of a burning desert. The type of players who will strip naked and huddle next to you for warmth in the middle of a blizzard. The type of players that wouldn't hesitate to give you mouth to mouth resuscitation. The type of players who wouldn't mind if you took pictures of them while they showered. The type of players who won't press sexual assault charges against you, The type of players who keep their fucking mouths shut and don't tell reporters about what goes on during closed door meetings with the GM. Yeah, I like Orange's team"

-Kevin Towers

 

[Desert Glory]

Damn guys I'm fucked..... Keith Law just said my team is a back up team at best. He also said Brandon Belt's team is way better than my team.

 

[Arizona_Sting]

I'm 6 point favorites over Dweeber in week 1 without Gronk in my lineup... I need to pick up a TE to increase that.

Too bad projections don't really mean shit.

 

[AZ Sun]

Law said my team is the best in the game ahead of Taijuan Walker's club.

 

[Arizona_Sting]

Wow. Just got off the phone with Kevin Towers and he said my team lacks grit and has too much talent... looks like I'm in for a long season.

 

[AZ Sun]

KT also my team reminds him a lot of Derek Jeter's team from a few years ago.

 

[Orange602]

Robert Sarver said that he would definitely consider trading my top picks for cash considerations. That's a compliment coming from him.

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

I like my team.

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

Just got off the phone with the retirement home community asking when my team was coming back.

 

[Arizona_Sting]

I like my team.

It's not that bad... I mean, any team with AP has a chance to win on any given week. You just gotta hope other guys can produce for you and stay healthy.

 

[Orange602]

I like my starters. My bench sucks, but I can fix that.

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

Mel Kuyer Jr told me to take EJ Manuel with my first pick stating "he's the next John Elway".

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

"Adrian Peterson is using steroids"
espn Mel Kuyper Jr reports

 

[Orange602]

God dammit, Jahii! It's KIPER! KIPER!

 

[JahiiCarson_SqodGeneral]

God dammit, Jahii! It's KIPER! KIPER!

God fucker dammit ****uh of all da fucker!!!!!!!!

 

[Arizona_Sting]

 

[Arizona_Sting]

I can tell this thread is going to get a shit ton of posts already... It may need a sticky eventually.

 

[Driaz]

Not having any dog in the fight between ASU and UofA, I have to admit given the recent dialogue between jahii and orange leave an unbiased observer such as myself to draw some conclusions about the substandard failing state educational institution that resides in Tempe......