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[WizardHawk]

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Thanks mate. Improves his ugly mug a lot doesn't it @OregonDucks ?

 

[Jakology]

this is god damn ridiculous. I got Chip Kelly all over my fucking face.

Pretty sure this means that @OregonDucks "like likes" Chip.

 

[WizardHawk]

Does @OregonDucks know what the limit to how many alerts you can have at once is?

 

[Jakology]

@OregonDucks sure does enjoy long walks on the beach.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Thanks mate. Improves his ugly mug a lot doesn't it @OregonDucks ?

I haven't made a new chip in a while hopefully uncle Phil doesn't beat me again. This isn't what I thought it meant when I applied for a position in the NIKE sweatshop

 

[TheRobotDevil]

@OregonDucks sure does enjoy long walks on the beach.

Hopefully @OregonDucks didn't go to the willemette beach again

 

[WizardHawk]

@OregonDucks sure does enjoy long walks on the beach.

@OregonDucks enjoys long walks on the beach with his life-sized chip kelly blow up doll with vibrating hand attachment.

 

[TheRobotDevil]

@OregonDucks enjoys long walks on the beach with his life-sized chip kelly blow up doll with vibrating hand attachment.

I think I'll pass on that chip but I can make an Oregon lottery Lewis and Clark chip if @OregonDucks wants one

 

[Jakology]

Nah. @OregonDucks needs one with both Chip and the duck in it somehow. Needs to be a masterpiece.

 

[WizardHawk]

I think I'll pass on that chip but I can make an Oregon lottery Lewis and Clark chip if @OregonDucks wants one

It's a sad story, but @OregonDucks said the Kelly doll is all he has left because his last date ran screaming after he told her to wear a chip kelly mask while he did her from behind and asked her to yell skooooooo ducks for 4 seconds until he finished.

It was traumatic for both parties I'd imagine.

 

[CorpRebel]

You might be right, @OregonDucks ...

USC can get a BETTER coach than Chip. So don't you worry none.... okay?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Texas Tech Chip avatar?

 

[handicappers]

University of North Texas needs a new coach. Probably the only school that will take Chip Kelly at this point.

 

[CorpRebel]

Looks like Mr. Chip has a WHOLE host of options these days!

 

[RegentDenali]

JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!

Is that Helfrich putting that Ferrari in the ditch?

 

[TheRobotDevil]

@OregonDucks enjoys long walks on the beach with his life-sized chip kelly blow up doll with vibrating hand attachment.

you have no idea how hard it was to not put a midget clown in this one

 

[TheRobotDevil]

Looks like Mr. Chip has a WHOLE host of options these days!

I've got one more shop in me for the night then I'll hit the rest tomorrow

 

[TheRobotDevil]

He actually has the build of a beaver

 

[TheRobotDevil]

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[Innermind]

CHIP TO ALABAMA
CHIP TO FLORIDA
CHIP TO OLE MISS
CHIP TO POLY TECH OF HORSES

FUCK

I wonder what the ACT score entrance requirements are for Poly Tech of Horses?