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[Manster7588]

Well, men also get to pee standing up. Or in a car, if an emergency hits. That would be my #1 reason.
I tried to write my name in the snow once... It went awry.

OK, who besides me just got intrigued?

 

[Broncos6482]

Probably some do. I don't really know. There are probably different variables of what is considered an "emergency" to most people. But they have the ability nonetheless, and for that I am truly jealous.

It's very weird to me that you think one of the benefits of being a man is the ability to pee in the car. That's just...not the first thing I would have thought of.

 

[Broncos6482]

But if you're asking if I think that YOU do... No.

I think you pee sitting down.

 

[WizardHawk]

Guys don't typically need to piss in a car. I'm sure she means grabbing an empty cup or bottle to do it in, but either way we just get out of the car and piss on the side of the road.

 

[RavensNation2158]

It's very weird to me that you think one of the benefits of being a man is the ability to pee in the car. That's just...not the first thing I would have thought of.

I understand. The very few of us with a microscopic bladder and a husband who tries to make a game out of "how many exits can we pass and you still hold it" will feel my pain. That bumps it up quite a bit in the benefit department.

 

[WizardHawk]

I understand. The very few of us with a microscopic bladder and a husband who tries to make a game out of "how many exits can we pass and you still hold it" will feel my pain. That bumps it up quite a bit in the benefit department.

Hang your ass out the window while he's driving and piss down the side of the car. That'll learn him.

 

[Broncos6482]

Guys don't typically need to piss in a car. I'm sure she means grabbing an empty cup or bottle to do it in, but either way we just get out of the car and piss on the side of the road.

How I'm guessing she imagines all men.

 

[WizardHawk]

She has no idea of the awkwardness of going to the urinal and having the dude next to you actually try to make eye contact with you while you are peeing. You know, so now you have to kind of look to see if he is moving his eye line down to see your junk. That ass hole.

 

[Money]

Guys don't typically need to piss in a car. I'm sure she means grabbing an empty cup or bottle to do it in, but either way we just get out of the car and piss on the side of the road.

If it's a long trip and you are pressed for time, you can just throw on an adult diaper and drive straight through.
Man or woman...

 

[Wamu]

If it's a long trip and you are pressed for time, you can just throw on an adult diaper and drive straight through.
Man or woman...

...


Now that's shitty.

 

[WizardHawk]

You ravens fans have some strange ideas about basic bathroom functions.

 

[Guy Incognito]

If it's a long trip and you are pressed for time, you can just throw on an adult diaper and drive straight through.
Man or woman...

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[Manster7588]

I understand. The very few of us with a microscopic bladder and a husband who tries to make a game out of "how many exits can we pass and you still hold it" will feel my pain. That bumps it up quite a bit in the benefit department.

Maybe you can try this

Sorry, I cant post pics via my phone, Google Pez urinal

 

[Tech_God]

I'm kinda off the grid on vacation so I haven't read all 22 pages on this thread. Soooooo how did this start with tgann and end up anout peeing?



Edit: on vacation with the wife & she made sure we spent a bunch of our time in cell phone dead zones.

 

[Money]

I'm kinda off the grid on vacation so I haven't read all 22 pages on this thread. Soooooo how did this start with tgann and end up anout peeing?



Edit: on vacation with the wife & she made sure we spent a bunch of our time in cell phone dead zones.

"Peeing" was always the inevitable destination of this thread. It just took a while to get there.

 

[Manster7588]

I'm kinda off the grid on vacation so I haven't read all 22 pages on this thread. Soooooo how did this start with tgann and end up anout peeing?



Edit: on vacation with the wife & she made sure we spent a bunch of our time in cell phone dead zones.

Well TGANN was pissy when he/she posted.

 

[NWPATSFAN]

I'm pissed Tgann is gone again. Now we have to hear how he/she is in everyone's head.

 

[NEhomer]

I found a website that could help Money and OldSchool get past all of this.

 

[RobToxin]

Yes, the problem are the posters (not talking about you) that are so simple minded that they can't separate one poster from another. I had this for my avi for a couple months after losing a bet to Southie due to the 2014 playoff game.

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I own it when things blow up in my face. I always have. There are a select few on here that simply can't do it. I only have problems with a select few posters on here. Oddly, it's really not more than 1 per fanbase. They know who they are.

But what if the fanbase only has one....

Damn.

 

[RavensNation2158]

Maybe you can try this

Sorry, I cant post pics via my phone, Google Pez urinal

Lol! Thanks, Manster. I think I should give this a go. Maybe a surprise sneak attack where I don't tell him and just whip it out when needed. It might only take once before we're no longer playing the exit game. The girly part of me is thinkin' it's kind of gross, but will totally be worth the look on his face.

Next question is... do I have enough balls to give one to my MIL for Christmas? I'm thinking I do. Priceless.