ESPN Fantasy Baseball Thread

[broncosmitty]

Hey lcW, are you paying homage to Schefflers hometown via fantasy baseball?

 

[lionscanWIN]

A proud yes, with a lot more fuck no!

you see my grandparents, great grandparents, 6 uncles, 9 cousins, 4 aunts, and 3 friends of the family have lived there/still live there. none of those numbers are exaggerated and during a brief span during the late 70's they basically ran the VERY small town. They were in control of 3 of the 7 council seats, school teacher/bus driver, chief of police and fire dept, and my grandpa was on the '48-'53 football team that held the state record for most consecutive wins.

toss in the multiple summers i spent in the town best compared to fucking marberry and the family pride and nostalgia gave rise to the home of my fantasy franchises.
also yes scheffler is from there which is cool. plus i know his babysitter because that is how we roll in morenci.

as for the power rankings my boys are all about cranking HRs, and striking out motherfuckers. as evidenced by my 4th place in the strikeouts column despite being in 8th place in IP. expect to be seeing a lot of my ass as this win streak kicks into high gear when the minotaurs dont have to play the 1st or 2nd highest scoring team in the league every week. go ahead check it 3rd highest in points allowed.

YEAH statistics motherfuckers :laser:

 

[lionscanWIN]

FYI not really adjutated about anything i know the rankings are sort of fly by your pants with minimal logic categories to separate the teams. just excited to talk some smack

 

[Microwahevo]

i know the rankings are sort of fly by your pants with minimal logic categories to separate the teams

After the top spot of course.

 

[black_magic]

Made my 1-6 record sound better than it actually is . 2 close losses in a row now, i think this is the week i turn it around for my quest for 1st place.

 

[lions_rthe_best]

thanks for the rankings micro even tho we do have are disagreements I appreciate the work you put in to it

 

[broncosmitty]

So the McDowells are basicly the Morenci Magia then eh? Crackin' skulls n passin' millages... I can dig it. But Dancing Tonys in laws are from a much awesomER small. Just my opinion of course. Speaking of strikeouts..... The title is gonna be alllll mine boys..... All mine. Muhuhuhuhuwawahahawawahahawawawaaaa... Cough cough....ahhhahahawawawahahaaaaa.

 

[broncosmitty]

I'm not sure what a Magia is, but La Casa Nostra may know.

 

[broncosmitty]

Good grief, I forgot to write town. If only a guy could edit a post..... Wait, what's that? I can? Well hot damn! Suck it CBS!

 

[Microwahevo]

thanks for the rankings micro even tho we do have are disagreements I appreciate the work you put in to it

I'm a competitive person in all aspects, so sometimes that gets the better of me. Apologies if it did. I also had some IPA's in my system that may have played a part. Either way, I try to be fair and honest with the rankings. Not that those guarantee championships.

 

[lions_rthe_best]

ya I think that's why we have are difference's because I am also very competitive but it makes for a a very interesting division that's for sure

 

[black_magic]

Jason Heyward anybody?

 

[Microwahevo]

No thanks. I'd like my offensive players to have a average ABOVE .150

 

[lions_rthe_best]

ill take him for someone send me something

 

[black_magic]

damn, i woulda beat any team last week. Too bad it was wasted on Slappin Twenties

 

[Kreton]

I got a shit ton of solid OF and could use a C, SS, or 3B

 

[lions_rthe_best]

I am in the same boat now so any of my outfielders are avalible could use some pitching or a ss

 

[Microwahevo]

And the "Dumbass Drop of the Year" Award goes to.........Kreton! Dropping Matt Moore brah?? Wow.

 

[black_magic]

this is fucking bullshit. Nelson Cruz and Bartolo Colon are probably gonna be suspended. Fack they've been 2 of my best players the past few weeks. FUCK YOU MLB

 

[broncosmitty]

Damn you SuperDave!!! I thought for sure Moore was going to be mine.