ESPN Beth Mowins

[Blitzville]

Listening to Beth Mowins for three hours is equal to listening to a stuck pig squeal. Good God, how did this person get that job, on her knees, her back, or does she have pictures of Disney CEO and a sheep knocking some out at the barn?

 

[Bamabino]

It's worse than trying to watch a game on a blue field. Ain't happenin'.

 

[Olyduck]

I have no problem with Mowans or the blue field.

 

[occupant]

If she was asking me if I needed another beer or some more to eat I could hang...but talking all over my football?

Nah.

 

[Red_Alert]

 

[TigerBait1971]

I have no problem with Mowans or the blue field.

 

[MAIZEandBLUE09]

Listening to Beth Mowins for three hours is equal to listening to a stuck pig squeal. Good God, how did this person get that job, on her knees, her back, or does she have pictures of Disney CEO and a sheep knocking some out at the barn?

This is probably going to be sexist, but I've never heard a female play by play caller that I've enjoyed calling my game. Their voices just don't lead to a nice listening experience -- they're too high. I don't think we'll never see a female announcer create something like this:

 

[UNA Lion]

She's turrible

 

[GeekSportsFan]

Listening to Beth Mowins for three hours is equal to listening to a stuck pig squeal. Good God, how did this person get that job, on her knees, her back, or does she have pictures of Disney CEO and a sheep knocking some out at the barn?

When she's announcing a game, I mute the TV and slap on some Creedence, AC/DC, ZZ TOP, etc. and watch the game while rocking out. It's the only way to go when Beth is in the mix.

 

[HawkeyesRuleURFace]

I LOL'd Saturday when she was calling our game. Put the TV on mute. Pretty sad you're team is #5 in the nation and you get stuck with Beth Mowins. That's why we're Iowa I guess

 

[UNA Lion]

I'd rather shave my head with a cheese grater while chewing on tin foil, than listen to BM for three hours straight.

 

[JuiceTheGator]

I have no problem with Mowans or the blue field.

 

[whywork2]

Would you rather shave your balls with a rusty razor?

 

[tech_iceman]

any pics?

 

[JuiceTheGator]

any pics?

I checked...no nip slips, swimming suits...nothing. There is no more worthless woman in media.

 

[SeeYouNT]

Eh, she doesn't bother me.

Now that Paw Ward guy is a different story...

 

[JuiceTheGator]

Eh, she doesn't bother me.

Now that Paw Ward guy is a different story...

She used to fuck some linebacker from OSUx. Talk about a tainted, skanky pussy...

 

[iowajerms]

Iowa does not have to deal with her again this season.