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Eklund to become Oilers scout

Slimpikins

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I'm all for it if he stops posting stupid rumors.

(insert superstar here) + trade/free agent singing + (insert big Canadian market here) = website hits.
 

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I'm all for it if he stops posting stupid rumors.

(insert superstar here) + trade/free agent singing + (insert big Canadian market here) = website hits.
Kovalchuk...check
free agent signing...check
Edmonton Oilers....oops, fail
 

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Shit, I've had it wrong all along. If I make a rumor site and can hit at 4.6% accuracy, the Oilers'll make me VP of hockey operations!
 

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5 foot 10 ... YER HIRED PELLE ... pick up yer team polo shirt and swipe card outside the shiny metallic vault door with Oilers logo
 

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Did he break the news himself?
 

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Either this thread is pure sarcasm or there are people that don't realize that Pelle Eklund is not the Ektard of Hockeybuzz...


Mostly made this post to introduce the moniker of Ektard.

Please continue.
 

dash

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Either this thread is pure sarcasm or there are people that don't realize that Pelle Eklund is not the Ektard of Hockeybuzz...


Mostly made this post to introduce the moniker of Ektard.

Please continue.

Kenny, I sure hope that people do not confuse Dwayne Keith Klessel (yes, that's his real name) with Pelle Eklund.

As puck with say, this is low-hanging fruit, but hey, any shot I can take at the Oilers :D
 

KennyBanyeah

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Kenny, I sure hope that people do not confuse Dwayne Keith Klessel (yes, that's his real name) with Pelle Eklund.

As puck with say, this is low-hanging fruit, but hey, any shot I can take at the Oilers :D

I don't know Dash...

If I was Pelle Eklund I'd be suing your Flames-lovin' arse for all you're worth right now. :D
 

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Either this thread is pure sarcasm or there are people that don't realize that Pelle Eklund is not the Ektard of Hockeybuzz...

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Either this thread is pure sarcasm or there are people that don't realize that Pelle Eklund is not the Ektard of Hockeybuzz...


Mostly made this post to introduce the moniker of Ektard.

Please continue.

Trust me it's sarcasm. That's an E1. :D
 
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