Early Lines For Upset Saturday (10-26-2019)

[SlinkyRedfoot]

You want me to bet an avy on a 9 teamer?

Well, you said you didn't like any of them to cover the spread, but you didn't want to bet cash on it, so yeah, I offered an avi bet. Just trying to see if you'd put your avi where you mouth is. It's just an avi.

If one of the 9 don't cover and you pick my avy?

Yes, that's how avi bets work.

The odds of me hitting that are 360-1. Do you spend your real life dealing with flaming idiots all day?

No. I try to spend my real life dealing with folks who stand behind their words.

Get a fucking grip. LOL

 

[Red_Alert]

I asked you if you wanted an avi bet that none of the favorites would cover, and you responded by asking about only Wisconsin.

What kind of an idiot would make a 360-1 bet?

Would you be betting that all 9 WILL cover?

I'll do that avy bet.

I say none of the 9 cover
You say all 9 will cover

You get Notre Dame. I got Michigan.

You game?
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[Gatorchip]

@Red_Alert backing out. What's new?

 

[Red_Alert]

@Red_Alert backing out. What's new?

Backing out of what?

You have to agree to something to "back out of" it.

I'm not confident in any of those higher ranked teams covering. What's the big deal?

Sorry ladies. Didn't mean to hurt so many vaginas.
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[SlinkyRedfoot]

The OP has 11 teams. 9 playing and two idle.

I said I didn't like any of the 9 to cover.

That means I have no confidence that any will cover.

You need to comprehend what you're reading better.
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I mistakenly used "favorites" in reference to the six teams that you listed, of which you thought four would lose outright. Mea culpa.

I gladly retract the 2/3rds fraction, and replace it with 4/9th.

 

[Red_Alert]

I mistakenly used "favorites" in reference to the six teams that you listed, of which you thought four would lose outright. Mea culpa.

I gladly retract the 2/3rds fraction, and replace it with 4/9th.

Good to see you went back and comprehended. You are no longer in the @The Oldtimer category.
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[SlinkyRedfoot]

Good to see you went back and comprehended. You are no longer in the @The Oldtimer category.
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I'm so happy to hear that.

You're still in the backpedaling sons of bitches category, though.

 

[Red_Alert]

I'm so happy to hear that.

You're still in the backpedaling sons of bitches category, though.

Where have I backpedaled?

Maybe I can clear that one up for you too.
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[SlinkyRedfoot]

@Red_Alert backing out. What's new?

Backing out of what?

You have to agree to something to "back out of" it.

Gator, in fairness to RA, he is right, he's not backing out of anything. He's just backpedaling, or at the very least proving that he lacks the testicular fortitude to back up his predictions with avi bets.

 

[Red_Alert]

Gator, in fairness to RA, he is right, he's not backing out of anything. He's just backpedaling, or at the very least proving that he lacks the testicular fortitude to back up his predictions with avi bets.

If I'd said I was going to the casino and putting in a 9 teamer that none of the higher ranked teams would cover, you'd have a point in me also making a 360-1 avy bet.
But I didn't, therefore you have no point.
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[SlinkyRedfoot]

Where have I backpedaled?

Maybe I can clear that one up for you too.
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I doubt it, but I'll let you have a shot.

You said that you've "got the majority (4 of 6) of #2 LSU, #3 Ohio St, #5 Oklahoma, #6 Penn St, #8 Notre Dame, and #11 Oregon" losing outright and that you "don't like any of them to cover the spreads."

I asked if you'd like to back that up with an avi bet, and you wanted to reduce it to just Wisconsin.

 

[Red_Alert]

Again I don't like any of the higher ranked teams to cover.

i.e. I have no confidence in any of the higher ranked teams to cover. I wouldn't bet on any of the 9 higher ranked teams to cover.

I also had two scoops of ice cream last night.

Fight me!!
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[Gatorchip]

If I'd said I was going to the casino and putting in a 9 teamer that none of the higher ranked teams would cover, you'd have a point in me also making a 360-1 avy bet.
But I didn't, therefore you have no point.
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[NU_FTW]

In all fairness i would love to see this happen, anybody with half a brain would recognize the odds of all these teams losing let alone not covering is slim.... only an idiot would claim otherwise.

Pointing out that there is generally a time in which there is an upset saturday where the top gets shaken pretty hard isnt saying anything other than just that.

i am apparently white knighting because i understand logic and since im not a homer of any of the teams i guess i can be more objective lmfao... the teams with the least chance to lose has to be Alabama and Ohio State the teams with the best odds to cover though i am not sure of. bama w/o tua hmmm dunno bout that

 

[Red_Alert]

I doubt it, but I'll let you have a shot.

You said that you've "got the majority (4 of 6) of #2 LSU, #3 Ohio St, #5 Oklahoma, #6 Penn St, #8 Notre Dame, and #11 Oregon" losing outright and that you "don't like any of them to cover the spreads."

I asked if you'd like to back that up with an avi bet, and you wanted to reduce it to just Wisconsin.

So we've got this whittled down to a 6 teamer now?

You want an avy bet on a 6 teamer?

If the lower ranked teams cover I pick your avy.
If the higher ranked teams cover, you pick my avy.

Good?
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[SlinkyRedfoot]

In all fairness i would love to see this happen, anybody with half a brain would recognize the odds of all these teams losing let alone not covering is slim.... only an idiot would claim otherwise.

That, my White Knighting friend, is precisely my point. Only an idiot would make that claim. It just so happens that today's idiot is @Red_Alert.

 

[Red_Alert]

A six teamer is 45:1 odds.

 

[Red_Alert]

You're not on the playground, kid.

Mommy's got Play-Doh on the kitchen table. Run along.
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[SlinkyRedfoot]

So we've got this whittled down to a 6 teamer now?

You want an avy bet on a 6 teamer?

If the lower ranked teams cover I pick your avy.
If the higher ranked teams cover, you pick my avy.

Good?
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Yes, that was my original offer.

In the event that you win, you will have to wait until November 9th to collect, as I'm sporting this beauty from @Chewbaccer through the 8th.

Using the spreads in the OP, I assume?

 

[The Oldtimer]

I'm so happy to hear that.

You're still in the backpedaling sons of bitches category, though.

YES!!!!