Early Lines For Upset Saturday (10-26-2019)

[Red_Alert]

In all fairness i would love to see this happen, anybody with half a brain would recognize the odds of all these teams losing let alone not covering is slim.... only an idiot would claim otherwise.

That, my White Knighting friend, is precisely my point. Only an idiot would make that claim. It just so happens that today's idiot is @Red_Alert.

I thought we had this cleared up and that you now comprehended.

Where did I declare 'ALL the higher ranked teams would lose and not cover"?

I'll wait.
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[SlinkyRedfoot]

I thought we had this cleared up and that you now comprehended.

Where did I declare 'ALL the higher ranked teams would lose and not cover"?

I'll wait.
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[SlinkyRedfoot]

"wait, you're telling me that when I said that none of them would cover, you thought I meant that none of them would cover?!?!"

lolz

 

[Red_Alert]

Yes, that was my original offer.

In the event that you win, you will have to wait until November 9th to collect, as I'm sporting this beauty from @Chewbaccer through the 8th.

Using the spreads in the OP, I assume?

That is the nastiest avy I've ever seen. I need to bleach my eyes every time I glance over there.

Sure. The spreads have changed a bit here and there, but I'm good with the original spreads of when I made the OP.

#2 LSU: -12.5 vs Auburn
#3 Ohio St: -13.5 vs Wisconsin
#5 Oklahoma: -19.5 @ Kansas St
#6 Penn St: -7 @ Michigan St
#8 Notre Dame: +4 @ Michigan
#11 Oregon: -15.5 vs Washington St

6 teamer against the spread.

@SlinkyRedfoot has LSU, Ohio St, Oklahoma, Penn St, Notre Dame, Oregon
@Red_Alert has Auburn, Wisconsin, Kansas St, Michigan St, Michigan, Washington St

Any variance is a push.

Good?

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[Red_Alert]

"wait, you're telling me that when I said that none of them would cover, you thought I meant that none of them would cover?!?!"

lolz

I said I didn't "like" them to cover.

i.e. I had no confidence they would cover.

I never said that "none of them would cover". That would be stupid.

Your reading comprehension is either shit, or you're just being disingenuous.
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[NU_FTW]

That, my White Knighting friend, is precisely my point. Only an idiot would make that claim. It just so happens that today's idiot is @Red_Alert.

Nobody claimed that. It isnt white knighting to point out facts, not my problem you cant read.

 

[Gatorchip]

You're not on the playground, kid.

Mommy's got Play-Doh on the kitchen table. Run along.
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[Gatorchip]

Yes, that was my original offer.

In the event that you win, you will have to wait until November 9th to collect, as I'm sporting this beauty from @Chewbaccer through the 8th.

Using the spreads in the OP, I assume?

What's going on in that avatar anyway? Looks like a dead cow spilling it's guts?

 

[fredmccallyRTR]

Ive paid very little attention to Notre Dame this season, so why's Michigan favored over ND?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

That is the nastiest avy I've ever seen. I need to bleach my eyes every time I glance over there.

Sure. The spreads have changed a bit here and there, but I'm good with the original spreads of when I made the OP.

#2 LSU: -12.5 vs Auburn
#3 Ohio St: -13.5 vs Wisconsin
#5 Oklahoma: -19.5 @ Kansas St
#6 Penn St: -7 @ Michigan St
#8 Notre Dame: +4 @ Michigan
#11 Oregon: -15.5 vs Washington St

6 teamer against the spread.

@SlinkyRedfoot has LSU, Ohio St, Oklahoma, Penn St, Notre Dame, Oregon
@Red_Alert has Auburn, Wisconsin, Kansas St, Michigan St, Michigan, Washington St

Any variance is a push.

Good?

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Sounds like go to me and I take back everything I said. Good luck.

I assure you, if I win, I'll pay up and this avi is living proof. I cannot stand it either, and part of me is wishing that Shaggy would say, "look, dude, you gotta change that avi." Chewy offered to change it, but I believe in honoring my bets. I've said all along, provided an avi won't get me banned, I'll sport it.

That said, @AlaskaGuy that this avi is karma for all the fucked up avis I've dressed people in, which I think is bullshit. I do funny shit, this is just nasty. He's just salty over this one he had to sport for a bit:



BTW, what kind of peckers do you like best?

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Nobody claimed that. It isnt white knighting to point out facts, not my problem you cant read.

lolz

 

[ericd7633]

Ive paid very little attention to Notre Dame this season, so why's Michigan favored over ND?

ND isn't good away from home. Line seems about right.

 

[NU_FTW]

lolz

 

[Red_Alert]

When I lay some cash it’ll prolly be a few of them. Those are my picks.

Love the LSU and KState spreads. Warming up to Wisconsin too.

So far all of your 'Love" spreads got better.

LSU from -12.5.....Now -10.5
K State from +19.5...Now +23.5
Wisconsin from +13.5...Now +14

That took Auburn at +12.5 off the table for me.
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[SlinkyRedfoot]

What's going on in that avatar anyway? Looks like a dead cow spilling it's guts?

I'm pretty sure that's Brutus licking a cow's gigantic pink sock.

@Chewbaccer pulled this photo from his private collection and photo-shopped Brutus in there. I can only imagine what he's been doing to that poor cow to achieve a prolapse like that.

"I done got my in-tire cock n balls up in Bessie, and when that wern't e'nuff, I stuffed my left leg up in thar too! Skuuuuu! GO BULLDOGS!"

 

[juicebox]

1) There is an upset Saturday every year. Typically in October.
2) We've not had upset Saturday yet.
3) Both are on the road.

Upset Saturday's typically begin with an early game (even a Thursday game) where coaches motivate their underdog teams in the locker rooms by saying "They did it, it's not impossible, you can too"

#16 SMU (7-0) plays @ Houston Thursday night. Houston is a 13.5 point dog.
Being G5's that's probably not enough to trigger it.

#13 Wisconsin @ #3 Ohio St and #5 Oklahoma @ Kansas St are 11 am (CT) Saturday games. Either of those could start it.

You can be sure every underdog coach going into this weekend is reminding their players of S. Carolina over #3 Georgia (-24.5) and Illinois over #6 Wisconsin (-31).
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Upset Saturday’s happen in October. They did it, it’s not impossible, you can too! Wow. Good stuff buddy. I feel like if there were gambling in the special olympics, you could enter and win gold.

 

[SlinkyRedfoot]

Please, son. I took a shit this morning that would beat you at checkers.

BTW, I think the kid in that gif is wearing a Nebraska sweater.

 

[NU_FTW]

Please, son. I took a shit this morning that would beat you at checkers.

BTW, I think the kid in that gif is wearing a Nebraska sweater.

Pretty sure i see him sporting brutus

Not surprising your ass is the smartest asset you have.

You keep playing checkers while the rest of the world is playing chess.

You 4 r sew SmRT!!

 

[Red_Alert]

Sounds like go to me and I take back everything I said. Good luck.

I assure you, if I win, I'll pay up and this avi is living proof. I cannot stand it either, and part of me is wishing that Shaggy would say, "look, dude, you gotta change that avi." Chewy offered to change it, but I believe in honoring my bets. I've said all along, provided an avi won't get me banned, I'll sport it.

That said, @AlaskaGuy that this avi is karma for all the fucked up avis I've dressed people in, which I think is bullshit. I do funny shit, this is just nasty. He's just salty over this one he had to sport for a bit:

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BTW, what kind of peckers do you like best?

No way in hell you have to worry about me beating that avy, dude.

I'll post and link the avy bet in the 'Avy Bets' thread.

At 45:1 odds, I don't see either winning, but that's why they put erasers on pencils.
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[Red_Alert]

Upset Saturday’s happen in October. They did it, it’s not impossible, you can too! Wow. Good stuff buddy. I feel like if there were gambling in the special olympics, you could enter and win gold.

You removed the word "typically" to change "Upset Saturday’s typically happen in October" to "Upset Saturday’s happen in October.". Nice NYT's, CNN play there?

If you don't think underdog coaches use big upsets as motivation, you're a fucking idiot.

Sorry your Sooner vagina got swollen over a prediction.

Mommy's got Play-Doh on the kitchen table. Run along adolescent.
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