E-mail I received from Oregon Ducks Athletics Dept

[Red_Alert]

We just got electricity

You'll like it

 

[yeodonie]

I can't wait to poop indoors

 

[RegentDenali]

Every major football program has done this for years.

Nike U. has a crystal football to buy. The rules don't apply to them.

 

[WhiteMamba]

Nike U. has a crystal football to buy. The rules don't apply to them.

He Scurr'd^^^^

 

[trojanfan12]

I can't wait to poop indoors

Light a match and turn on the fan when you're done!! When you poop indoors, the smell stays indoors!!

 

[yeodonie]

Light a match and turn on the fan when you're done!! When you poop indoors, the smell stays indoors!!

Courtesy flush?

 

[trojanfan12]

Courtesy flush?

Always!!

 

[Texas Jefe]

Dear Duck Fan:

The University of Oregon is committed to continuing to reach the highest levels of success, both academically and athletically. As an institution, we are dedicated to reaching these levels through an operation with the highest integrity. This includes adhering, in letter and spirit, to all of the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), PAC-12 Conference (PAC-12) and institutional rules and regulations governing intercollegiate athletics.

As a member of the NCAA, the University of Oregon is responsible for the actions of its representatives of athletic interests. The NCAA definition of a representative includes, but is not limited to, boosters, alumni, faculty, and staff. Member institutions are held accountable for your actions as a representative. We value your interest and support, but we must remind you that a single violation of NCAA legislation, resulting from an inappropriate action on your part, whether intentional or not, could jeopardize the eligibility of a student-athlete, a prospective student-athlete, and/or the compliance of the University of Oregon with NCAA and PAC-12 rules and regulations.


Thank you for everything you do to support the University of Oregon and its student-athletes.

Sincerely,

Rob Mullens, Director of Athletics

You buy some player lunch or something?

 

[trojanfan12]

You buy some player lunch or something?

This is Mamba we're talking about here!! If he bought a player anything, it was a hooker!!

 

[WhiteMamba]

This is Mamba we're talking about here!! If he bought a player anything, it was a hooker!!

 

[mrwallace2ku]

Dear Duck Fan:

The University of Oregon is committed to continuing to reach the highest levels of success, both academically and athletically. As an institution, we are dedicated to reaching these levels through an operation with the highest integrity. This includes adhering, in letter and spirit, to all of the National Collegiate Athletic Association (NCAA), PAC-12 Conference (PAC-12) and institutional rules and regulations governing intercollegiate athletics.

As a member of the NCAA, the University of Oregon is responsible for the actions of its representatives of athletic interests. The NCAA definition of a representative includes, but is not limited to, boosters, alumni, faculty, and staff. Member institutions are held accountable for your actions as a representative. We value your interest and support, but we must remind you that a single violation of NCAA legislation, resulting from an inappropriate action on your part, whether intentional or not, could jeopardize the eligibility of a student-athlete, a prospective student-athlete, and/or the compliance of the University of Oregon with NCAA and PAC-12 rules and regulations.


Thank you for everything you do to support the University of Oregon and its student-athletes.

Sincerely,

Rob Mullens, Director of Athletics

OH THEY gotz their "good eye" on you brudda!


FUCKEM!

Carryon....

 

[yeodonie]

This is Mamba we're talking about here!! If he bought a player anything, it was a hooker!!

I need to party with Mamba

 

[Bandwagonbo2]

I need to party with Mamba

Be careful what you wish for, this is the last one he tried to buy for me after a few too many



I still have nightmares at night.

 

[trojanfan12]

Be careful what you wish for, this is the last one he tried to buy for me after a few too many

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I still have nightmares at night.

Scared the crap out of me!!

 

[TROJAN-MAN]

Be careful what you wish for, this is the last one he tried to buy for me after a few too many

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I still have nightmares at night.

Holy shit!

 

[trojanfan12]

Be careful what you wish for, this is the last one he tried to buy for me after a few too many

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I still have nightmares at night.

UCLA cheerleader?

 

[yeodonie]

Be careful what you wish for, this is the last one he tried to buy for me after a few too many

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I still have nightmares at night.

That's a 10 at some point just before death

 

[WhiteMamba]

Be careful what you wish for, this is the last one he tried to buy for me after a few too many

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I still have nightmares at night.

You Gumps likes em wif no teef

 

[trojanfan12]

Hey Mamba, that pic should be the avi for whoever finishes in last place each week in your PAC-12 pick contest!!

 

[yeodonie]

Hey Mamba, that pic should be the avi for whoever finishes in last place each week in your PAC-12 pick contest!!

Guess I should just put it in now then.