• Have something to say? Register Now! and be posting in minutes!

Don Cherry given the axe

Status
Not open for further replies.

puckhead

Custom User Title
47,173
16,372
1,033
Joined
Apr 20, 2010
Location
Vancouver
Hoopla Cash
$ 33,861.66
Fav. Team #1
Shouldn't you be busy trying to scare up a new coach for your beloved Maple Laffs?

Good luck finding someone competent that is coaching above the QMJHL level ( :noidea: ) to take that fukin job :laugh3:
Or you know, the guy who has been groomed for the job for the last few years?
 

Rex Racer

Ireverrent Member
49,430
10,063
1,033
Joined
Jul 15, 2014
Location
NH
Hoopla Cash
$ 5,289.96
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Or you know, the guy who has been groomed for the job for the last few years?

Why were the Laffs grooming a new HC when they had the great Mike Babcock on the job?

Anyway, good luck to the poor sap that follows Captain Overrated. The defense sucks, the goaltending sucks and the team is softer than the Montreal Canadiens.
 

Comeds

Unreliable Narrator.
22,776
11,267
1,033
Joined
Apr 21, 2010
Location
Baltimore
Hoopla Cash
$ 754.60
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
I feel like this thread has gotten away from the subject matter of axes. Remember when Howie Long's leading man career began and ended with Firestorm?

v1.bjsxMzI0MzA7ajsxODIyNjsxMjAwOzEyMDA7NjAw
 

Comeds

Unreliable Narrator.
22,776
11,267
1,033
Joined
Apr 21, 2010
Location
Baltimore
Hoopla Cash
$ 754.60
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
he shouldve never passed on gymkata 2.....
Or Howie's Place, a show that was pitched to him where he was a social worker who ran a home for orphaned and troubled kids. Each week Howie would help kids through their troubles, some stories would be funny, some sad, some both. The twist was each week Howie would sell one kid to sex traffickers.

The response from Howie's representatives: "Hard pass, hard hard pass"
 

DragonfromTO

Well-Known Member
12,006
2,447
173
Joined
Jul 3, 2013
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Or Howie's Place, a show that was pitched to him where he was a social worker who ran a home for orphaned and troubled kids. Each week Howie would help kids through their troubles, some stories would be funny, some sad, some both. The twist was each week Howie would sell one kid to sex traffickers.

The response from Howie's representatives: "Hard pass, hard hard pass"

Al Davis plays an illegal pornographer and Matuszak is his muscle. As long as Howie gets to Snuffleupagus-pretend that he doesn't know their intentions I see something that we can work with. Does the audience pick the kid or is it scripted?
 

Comeds

Unreliable Narrator.
22,776
11,267
1,033
Joined
Apr 21, 2010
Location
Baltimore
Hoopla Cash
$ 754.60
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Al Davis plays an illegal pornographer and Matuszak is his muscle. As long as Howie gets to Snuffleupagus-pretend that he doesn't know their intentions I see something that we can work with. Does the audience pick the kid or is it scripted?

I think it would be scripted. It would not be all evil because Howie would use the proceeds to run his shelter.
 

DragonfromTO

Well-Known Member
12,006
2,447
173
Joined
Jul 3, 2013
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
I think it would be scripted. It would not be all evil because Howie would use the proceeds to run his shelter.

And that's one tasty omelet.

I kind of like that as Howie's catch phrase.
 

Comeds

Unreliable Narrator.
22,776
11,267
1,033
Joined
Apr 21, 2010
Location
Baltimore
Hoopla Cash
$ 754.60
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
I fired up my old Gateway PC today and found part of a Howie's House script:

Interior - house common area. Everyone laughing and enjoying pizza, local non chain store pizza. Cut to corner of room where Howie and the house social worker Kim (pitched to Tracy Gold) smile watching the kids eat.

Kim: This is great, but I thought we didn't have money for the party this month.

Close up of Howie's smile fading.

Kim: And where is Laura? She loves pizza and wouldn't miss this for anything.

Close up of Howie's tear filled eyes. Fade out.

--------
Does anyone know if JJ Watt has any interest in acting after football?
 

Rex Racer

Ireverrent Member
49,430
10,063
1,033
Joined
Jul 15, 2014
Location
NH
Hoopla Cash
$ 5,289.96
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
Sometimes posts are so stupid it's hard to believe the user could actually achieve posting them.....

But we tolerate you Canadian boys' nonsense anyways. What the hell, we have to keep you safe, we might as well put up with your childish bullshit as well.
 

jstewismybastardson

Lord Shitlord aka El cibernauta
60,947
17,865
1,033
Joined
Apr 20, 2010
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,000.00
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
--------
Does anyone know if JJ Watt has any interest in acting after football?

Comeds will you please stop dm’ing for advice on plot ideas for Howies House

/and yes ... i do believe its cultural appropriation to have JJ Watt enter the room as a child is sold and yell “ DYNO-MITE “
 

KennyBanyeah

Buckle up!!
15,836
5,554
533
Joined
Apr 23, 2010
Location
West
Hoopla Cash
$ 1,042.93
Fav. Team #1
Fav. Team #2
Fav. Team #3
But we tolerate you Canadian boys' nonsense anyways. What the hell, we have to keep you safe, we might as well put up with your childish bullshit as well.

So much wrong with this post in just two short sentences. Well done! Troll on dude!
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Top